Jolt Country

Aztech Motorcycles LTD
Unit 60 York Road Nurseries
Riccall
York
YO19 6QQ
England

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2010 BMW S 1000 RR....$7000
2009 BMW F 800 ST ..$5000
2009 BMW K 1300 S....$8000
2009 BMW HP2 Sport...$15,000
2008 BMW K 1200 S.....$10,000
2008 BMW F 800 ST....$5000
2008 BMW HP2 Sport....$15,000
2007 BMW K 1200 R Sport.....$9000
2007 BMW F 800 ST..............$4000
2007 BMW K 1200 S..............$7000
2007 BMW R 1200 ST.............$7000
2007 BMW R 1200 GS.............$7000
2006 BMW R 1200 ST.............$6000
2006 BMW K 1200 S...............7000
2006 BMW R 1200 GS.............$6000

2009 Suzuki GSX-R 600...........$7000
2009 Suzuki GSX-R 750...........$7500
2009 Suzuki Hayabusa 1340.....$7000
2009 Suzuki GSX-R 1000.........$6000
2009 Suzuki GS 500F..............$3000
2009 Suzuki GSX 650F............$4000
2009 Suzuki SV 650SF...$4000
2009 Suzuki SV 650SF ABS.....$4000
2008 Suzuki GSX-R 750....$6000
2008 Suzuki GSX 650F.....$3000
2008 Suzuki GSX-R 600....$6000
2008 Suzuki GS 500F........$2000
2008 Suzuki GSX-R 1000...$7000
2008 Suzuki Hayabusa........$7000
2008 Suzuki SV 650SF.......$3000
2008 Suzuki SV 650SF ABS..$4000

2007 Suzuki GSX-R 1000....$7000
2007 Suzuki GSX-R 600.....$4000
2007 Suzuki GSX-R 750......$7000
2007 Suzuki GS 500F..........$2000
2007 Suzuki Hayabusa 1300...$7000

2006 Suzuki GSX-R 750..........$5000
2006 Suzuki Hayabusa 1300R...$6000
2006 Suzuki GSX-R 600............$4000
2006 Suzuki GSX-R 1000...........$5000
2006 Suzuki GS 500F................$2000
2006 Suzuki Katana 600............$3000
2006 Suzuki Katana 750............$3000
2006 Suzuki Hayabusaâ„¢ 1300R Limited...$6000

2009 Yamaha YZF R6...............$5000
2009 Yamaha YZF R1...............$7000
2009 Yamaha FZ 6 R.................$4000
2009 Yamaha YZF R6S.............$5000
2008 Yamaha YZF R6..............$4,500
2008 Yamaha YZF R1..............$6000
2008 Yamaha YZF R6S.............$4,500

2007 Yamaha YZF R6..............$5000
2007 Yamaha YZF R1...............$6000
2007 Yamaha YZF 600R...........$4000
2007 Yamaha YZF R6S.............$4,500
2006 Yamaha YZF R1................$5000
2006 Yamaha YZF R6................$5000
2006 Yamaha YZF 600R.............$4000
2006 Yamaha YZF R6S...............$4000
2006 Yamaha YZF R1 LE...........$9000

2009 Honda CBR 1000RR ABS...$7000
2009 Honda CBR® 600RR..........$5000
2009 Honda DN-01 Base............$9000
2009 Honda CBR® 1000RR........$6000
2009 Honda Interceptor ABS......$6000
2009 Honda CBR® 600RR ABS...$5000
2009 Honda Interceptor Base........$5000
2008 Honda CBR® 600RR..........$4500
2008 Honda CBR® 1000RR.........$5500
2008 Honda Interceptor ABS........$6000
2008 Honda Interceptor Base........$6000
2007 Honda CBR® 600RR..........$4,500
2007 Honda CBR® 1000RR.........$4,500
2007 Honda Interceptor Base.......$5000
2007 Honda Interceptor ABS........$5500

2006 Honda CBR® 600RR...........$4000
2006 Honda CBR® 600F4i...........$4000
2006 Honda CBR® 1000RR.........$5000
2006 Honda RC51 Base...............$5000
2006 Honda Interceptor ABS.......$5000
2006 Honda Interceptor Base.........$5000

2009 Kawasaki Ninja 250R..........$1500
2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R......$7000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja 500R...........$2000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14 Monster Energy..$8000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R Monster Energy..$5000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14..........$8000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja 650R............$3000
2009 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R...........$5000
2008 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R.........$5000
2008 Kawasaki Ninja 500R.............$2000
2008 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R...........$5000
2008 Kawasaki ZZR® 600..............$3000
2008 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14............$6000
2008 Kawasaki Ninja 250R..............$1500
2008 Kawasaki Ninja 650R..............$3000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14....$6000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250R......$1000
2007 Kawasaki ZZR® 600......$4000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja 650R......$3000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja 500R......$2000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6R....$4000
2007 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-10R...$6000

2006 Kawasaki Ninja® ZX-14...$5000
2006 Kawasaki ZZR® 600.......$3500
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® ZX-6R....$3000
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® 650R.......$3000
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® ZX-10R...$5000
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® 250R........$1000
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® ZX-6RR....$3500
2006 Kawasaki Ninja® 500R.........$2000


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You're quality credite in it!

I'll take it. Please ship the bike directly to me. Do you accept money orders? If so, my uncle, the Prince of the Isle of Naboomboo, will handle the arrangements.

I'll take a Ninja. How do I get in contact with you, from here? I can't send you a private message and I've given up e-mail for Ramadan. I'm not Muslim, I'm just a traitor to my country.

Anyway, look - assuming you get this, I'm gonna need this bike to get to work on Thursday, as my car will be in the shop. Are we good? We good here? I can pay you after the jihaddath.

i'll take the 2006 Kawasaki Ninja® ZX-6RR....$3500.

Specifically, I'll take the 2006 Kawasaki Ninja ZX-6RR. Please.

Oh! Hahaha... you know what, it seems like Dishbringer and I both requested the same bike.

Dishbringer, do you mind clarifying, for the gentleman? That you can take any other bike on the list... there's a lot of bikes on the list, and I think you can find another one you like.

Thanx!

What? No... fuck off, no, I want the Ninja in my original post.

don't give me any shit, pick another

What?

No, how about YOU fuck off, motherfucker? What the fuck is this shit? Do you-- I've been running this fecund fucking shithole for seven years and haven't had even the fucking BEGINNING of a sweet deal in all this time - even the GOogle Ads I'm running are fucked up and simply giving me more credit to Googleads- and you're honestly going to try to jump on here and snip this fucking bike from me?

Seriously?

Go fuck yourself, Dishbringer. Aren't you like 12, anyway? You were 12 the last time anyone heard from you.

aztec123! He can't even ride a bike, and he doens't have any money because his IP resolves to Alabama or Niger or some shit. I ping his IP and it just table tennises back and forth between auburn.edu and fucking Darfur. Don't send him any bikes. Especially MY bike.

jesus christ assholes.... there aren't any bikes, never were. this is an internet scam. i hate to break mimesis here, but for fooksake, shut your goddamn holes, i.... christ, yanks.

But I have excellente credite.

It's like 735e

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Go fuck yourself, Dishbringer. Aren't you like 12, anyway? You were 12 the last time anyone heard from you.

that was years ago, you dumb fuck. Yes, I have stayed FROZEN IN TIME, I'm going to be twelve years old forever, Geppetto.

Much to my dismay, the crate arrived this morning and I've been duped. I didn't get a Ninja motorcycle at all. I got a Ninja. Sure, he's nailed all three of the neighbor's noisy cats with blowgun darts and he cleans a bathroom like nobody's business, but I have serious doubts that he'll still be in the house when I get home from work. Any ideas?

This is the kind of thing that keeps me coming back to this board day in and day out!


THE
REPARTEEE
AARDVARK

I will no longer sit idly by while you disrespect your elders and betters!


Dishbringer

VERSUS

Emily Post


FIGHT!!!

Wow, that's a tough one....

I give Emily Post +30 years.


THE
POINTS SPREAD
AARDVARK

I'd rather see the points spread than Emily.

Sounds like somebody doesn't want a taste of good etiquette.

Let's just say I'm not a fan of aged cheese.