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It's time to give back. To me.
Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 9:13 pm
by pinback
(NOTE: THIS POST DOES NOT APPLY TO ICE CREAM JONSEY, WHO HAS, TRULY, GIVEN ENOUGH!)
It is time for you to give back. Give back to your community. But mainly, give back to me, for all of the entertainment I've supplied you over the years.
It's time to follow Jonsey's lead, and...
BUY BEN A GAME
Specifically, the most expensive game available that doesn't come with a plastic guitar and drumset.
You'll be glad you did!
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:03 am
by JC Gang
How about we just give back all of the dismissive, derisive comments you've been ruining threads with for years? Or perhaps we should start a whole bunch "projects" and write about them only to stop and move on to some other manic flights of fancy?
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:24 am
by pinback
I'd actually prefer the cash!
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:35 pm
by hygraed
How about I buy you... my dick
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:39 pm
by ChainGangGuy
He'd actually prefer the cash!
Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:15 pm
by everybody
hygraed wrote:How about I buy you... my dick
eeew, not after where that's been. . .
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 12:08 am
by pinback
24 hours into this thing, let's check the big board!
GOAL: $89.99.
DONATIONS TODAY: $0
TOTAL DONATIONS: $0
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:24 am
by AArdvark
Did you by any chance watch the telethon last weekend?
THE
NEVER WALK
ALONE OR AT ALL
AARDVARK
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:52 pm
by Flack
pinback wrote:24 hours into this thing, let's check the big board!
GOAL: $89.99.
DONATIONS TODAY: $0
TOTAL DONATIONS: $0
Maybe you could offer to post picture requests? Like, "I'll post a picture of me in the street with a fish on my head for $5". Or I suppose you could take suggestions. I dunno, I'm not very good at this.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:11 pm
by AArdvark
What would you post here for five dollars?
I want to see green guy / purple guy having a paintball fight with firecrab.
not that I'd pay five bucks or anything, I just want to see it.
THE
POP POP POP!
AARDVARK
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:28 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
That's a good idea. I'd pay for more Purple Guy / Green Guy comics, and I'd pay for a new Ben Parrish Text Adventure.
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:42 pm
by YOUR MOUTH
Put your money where I am!
Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:08 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
I need a coffee mug. I WANT A CUSTOM PURPLE GUY / GREEN GUY COFFEE MUG you MUTE FUCK.
I will pay you for it and do everything to set it up. Just MAKE A NEW COMIC, geez
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 9:20 am
by pinback
Look, just gimme the goddamn money you fuckers.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:50 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Okay, how about you make a new comic appropriate for a coffee mug and we make and sell those, you fucking asshole.
Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 4:35 pm
by AArdvark
Please post your address so I know where to send the check!
(and anything else I can stuff in a mailbox)
THE
POSTMASTER GENERAL
WILL BE DISGRUNTLED
AARDVARK