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Well, DOA:X is out. (So are GIANT HONKING SCREENSHOTS.)
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:51 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Dead or Alive, X-treme Beach Volleyball is out. And apparently every portion of it except the graphics is mediocre. Ah, well. I do hold onto hope after hope that someday somebody's going to put some real effort into a game with some "adult situations" (even though there really aren't any in this game, but still) and grasp the mantle of "Best Video Game Ever" but it looks like it won't be anytime soon.
(edited as Lex has once again thrown up a screenshot that mankind has yet to devise a monitor big enough to display.)
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:56 pm
by Lex
One word: Battle Raper.
That's two, but still.
BattleRaper.
Fuck you.
Re: Well, DOA:X is out.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 6:48 pm
by bruce
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Dead or Alive, X-treme Beach Volleyball is out.
I have nothing to add to this.
Well, yes I do.
"X-treme Beach Volleyball" ?!? The <b>FUCK</b> ?!?
Hey, I have an idea for a game. It'll sell millions:
"X-treme CHICKS JUMPING ON TRAMPOLINES"
Maybe we can follow that up with "XXX XXXtreme NAKED CHICKS CURLING"
Yours disgustedly,
Bruce
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 7:09 pm
by Lex
You would say no to this?
THIS THREAD NEEDS TO GET... MIGHTIAR11!!
PERPARE TO SCROWeL!
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 10:26 pm
by Guest
What did you expect? It's a fucking volleyball game.
Haven't tried it yet but sent the burner on its happy path before I left work..
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 1:30 am
by Worm2
Eh, I really couldn't care.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 4:18 am
by debaser to drunk to login
X-TREME BEACH CUNTLICKING. GOLD MINE. A MINE OF GOLD. CONSIDER IT PATENTED. Fuckers.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 2:22 pm
by Jack Straw
Eh, tried it. Couldn't even get past the shitty music far enough to even get to a game.
This is the first game that was flaky with the burner too - I burned it on a RW and it just made chunking noises in the drive. Worked fine when run off the HDD, so I reburned it on a DVD+r... luckily it was fine.
I wouldn't go so far as to say I wasted $2 for a blank on it but I would be pretty pissed off if I bought it.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 2:44 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
debaser to drunk to login wrote:X-TREME BEACH CUNTLICKING. GOLD MINE. A MINE OF GOLD. CONSIDER IT PATENTED. Fuckers.
Hahaha!
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 9:03 pm
by Jack Straw
Oh yeah, Lex, re: dvd-r
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Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 7:43 am
by Lex
I will trust this address that Jack Straw has posted out of the blue and incloce my name, address, and first loved one.
Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 11:10 am
by Jack Straw
Hey, if you don't want a Neo Premium DVD-r for free, you don't have to disclose a goddamn thing.