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Hey, how does that spider-sense mumbo jumbo work again?

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:11 pm
by ChainGangGuy
Foreword: Peter Parker's spider sense ability has saved him umpteen million times in the heat of battle. It is an extended danger sense, and it gives Peter an itching feeling at the base of his skull whenever danger is near. The scope of this power is enormous, and aids him in both everyday and combat situaions. The sensation this power gives him helps him to 'focus-in' on the source of the danger. It acts like radar, guiding him if he's stricken blind (which has happened more than once), or plunged into darkness.

Spider-Man's sense also warns him of potential danger, such as a hidden weapon or a disguised enemy. It alerts him of other types of danger as well, including times where his secret identity is at risk, or crumbling ceilings, creaky floors when he is trying to be silent. His spider-tracers run on the same frequency as his spider-sense, freeing him from having to use a tracking device. This can also be a disadvantage. Peter's Spider-Sense will warn him of all threats, even those that are not particularly deadly (snowballs, swatting brooms, flying pies, etc.).

As mentioned above, the greatest advantage of the spider-sense is that it is used in conjucntion with his other abilities. Most times Spider-Man can react on instinct alone, helping him to avoid a barrage of bullets or other rapid attacks. Often, he doesn't even need to think about impending danger, his reflexes will do the job for him. Spidey can ignore his spider-sense if the moment demands it, even though it is quite difficult.



NEAT! So... what's the big deal?

What's the big deal? WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL?

Here it is:

Current Amazing Spider-Man author, J.M. Straczynski, has *tweaked* the source of Spider-Man's spider sense a bit. It now works like this: a spider spots something dangerous or important, and psychically/telepathically sends a "buzz" to Peter. It seems as though spiders have been doing the work all along. That's cute. No, really.

Huh? What's this? OH NO! Its:

Problems With This Concept:

•How would this ability work in other dimensions such as the Astral Plane?

•Oh, this question also applies to other planets, like Battle World from Secret Wars.

•Don't tell me, spiders can't see Venom?

•Spiders have the cognitive ability to interpret threat from non-threat? Friend from foe? To be everywhere that Spidey has been (every house, building, nook and cranny and every physical place that Peter has used that sense)?

Poppycock!

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:32 pm
by Uatu
Poppycock!

Agreed. Even I'm not watching anymore these days...

~Uatu

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 6:38 pm
by Debaser
Egad, that's fucking stupid. Control freak artists should stick to their own creations.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2003 7:25 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Wow, that's fucking retarded. I'd have loved to have been at the meeting where that was suggested. Actually, probably not as Jemas would have furiously masturbated while tweaking his nipples, as it provides a way for the lot of us to discuss Marvel comics AND piss off those "continuity" fans that he hates so much.

Here are some other suggestions for Babylon 5 boy there:

1) Captain America's shield comes back to him through PSYCHIC POWERS, not because he's good at throwing it. Also, Cap is a mutant, lol

2) Iceman does not turn the area around his person cold, it's instead done by little snowmen who exist all around the world.

3) The Black Panther? Yeah, really an old white chick from Queens. He... I mean, she was wearing TWO masks all this time.

Whoo-hoo! I can write comics like the pros now!

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 7:37 pm
by Worm
That does really sound like shit. This is precisely why they should be put in cuffs.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 5:43 am
by Inoffensive Spider
Hard 2 typ, don hav keybord...

i am pider lttle help spder mn. he lok at m nd i WAVE nd i HLP HIM!

But Vnom kep eting my frends.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:37 pm
by Offensive Spider
that dmn fucking n!33r venom...

crzy whor libral media fag!

i tll tht pansy s-man 'watch out 4 venom111' but he nver fuking lisens

mj has a nice rack thouh (.)(.)

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 9:45 pm
by Oliver Stone
Offensive Spider wrote: mj has a nice rack thouh (.)(.)
She seems to be accelerating <b>back and to the left</b>, though.

Oliver Stone

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2003 7:50 pm
by Non-Sequiter Fan
Oliver Stone wrote:
Offensive Spider wrote: mj has a nice rack thouh (.)(.)
She seems to be accelerating <b>back and to the left</b>, though.

Oliver Stone
:)

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 3:28 am
by ChainGangGuy
And all this before the crucial ASM #50!

In this issue, Mary Jane and Peter Parker will finally resolve their relationship one way or another.

My vote goes for... DIVORCE!

But I'm pretty darned sure they'll just get back together. Ah well.

Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2003 4:11 pm
by Worm2
Maybe the spiders will key him in that she wants a divorce ...