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HOLY SHIT GREG BUCS WIN SUPERBOWL
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 12:14 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Hoooooleeeeeee shit.
Congratulations. This has been a long time coming and they flat-out went and RUINED the Raiders. God-dayum!!!
Tell us how it feels!
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:25 am
by Guest
It feels so fucking awesome that I can hardly speak, even hours later.
I'm working tonight, so I was (fairly) sober -- I allowed myself a couple beers before work -- and bouncing around the office during the Raiders' rally and then that slew of interception returns for touchdowns. I brought along the old, vintage, puke-orange Bucs cap and when the clock finally ran out -- I busted that out and wore it proudly, to the confused stares of my co-workers.
I am one happy man tonight.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 1:25 am
by Greg
Whoops. I always forget I'm not logged in here.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 7:30 am
by gsdgsd
Furthermore ... at about 3 this morning, a very drunken old friend of mine called -- a Raiders fan friend. Definitely the drunkest, saddest man east of the Mississippi.
He was very gracious in defeat. Or seemed to be. He wasn't making tons of sense, other than to say that he was "conceding" and that we are never to speak of the game again.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 3:17 pm
by Ben
Raiders fans... rioting?? A nation reels in a distinct lack of shock...
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=s ... ers_fans_2
Here's my favorite part:
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"I drove an hour and a half just to be with my family," said a Raider fan who insists on going by the name of Gorilla Rilla. "We are a Raider family."
Mr. Rilla (may I call you "Gorilla"?), your family is a bunch of losers.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2003 3:39 pm
by Ice Cream Jonsey
The whole lack of spontaneity is what gets me. Those stupid fucks knew they were going to lose by halftime. Why not riot THEN if it's just so unbearable that you can't handle it? Oh, but the bars were still serving chicken wings!! I fucking hate lazy revolutionists.
Rams fan had a reason to riot -- he lost in the last seconds of the game last year and got totally outcoached. Not a great reason, but I'm just saying. Raider fan is just an animal.
Oh, and how the hell did any of those Reynolds Wrap-covered rejects get past the metal detectors? If I were working that, I would have made them disrobe their battle armor at the gate just to be a prick. If Gimli had to give up his axe before meeting up in Wormtongue's Castle or whoever, then Mr. Rilla could be expected to unsheath as well.
The one good thing that would have resulted from the Terrorists picking that Super Bowl to blow up would be that they'd have done us a favor and removed a number of those splint-mail-wearing fuckheads from the country. I'd like that to be a point of negotiation if we ever get into talks with al Queda or whatever. Bush could be all like, "OK, we concede that you're going to blow up a Super Bowl, we demand that it be one featuring the Oakland Raiders." And maybe they could swing back with, "We submit that while we do not necessarily have to pick one with Raiders, we will detonate a second suitcase nuke at a Raiders bar IN Oakland at the same time," and then Bush could be like, "k3wl" and so could al-Muntaqim the Tinfoil Avenger there.