Jolt Country

In the past three weeks, poor Pinback has made public apologies to three different forum members. Not only does this kind of behavior lead to hurt feelings, but I'm sure Pinback's a busy guy who has better things to do than wandering around and apologizing about things!

Fortunately, automation is made to handle problems such as this! I present to you the "Sincere Pinback Apology Generator -- S.P.A.M., for short.

Sincere Pinback Apology Generator 1.0

It is my sincere hope that this utility will make Pinback more efficient in his ability to apologize. Additionally, those who feel that Pinback may have wronged them can cut out the middle man and generate their own apology!

It's fast! It's efficient! It's sincere! It's the all new Sincere Pinback Apology Generator! Get your apology today!!

All right, time to pull the plug on the Internet. That will jusssssssst about do it. (I am hissing that s!)


We can blame Ben for it as well, AND get our apologies.

I demand an apology!

What happens if you put "Pinback" as the name? Does the form tell you to go fuck yourself?

Sincere Pinback Apology Generator 1.0:

Your Name: You Bastard
Synonym for "offensive": asshole
What was made fun of: dick
Family Member: sister you've fucked
Animals: dogs
Number between 2 and 24: 16
A fruit or vegetable (plural): cumquats
Another Forum Member's Name: the vomit I ate

[Submit]
(I didn't know what it would generate, it was even funnier than I expected):

Dear You Bastard,

I, Pinback, would like to officially apologize for my asshole behavior. It was uncalled for, and I'm truly sorry.

I had no right to infer your sister you've fucked has sex with dogs. I got caught up in the moment, and I went overboard.

Perhaps it comes from playing submarine games 16 hours a day, I don't know.

When I said your sister you've fucked enjoys sex with cumquats, well, I was kidding about that too. Sorry.

Please continue posting about your dick.

I know I, the vomit I ate, and the rest of the gang would love to hear more about it.

Your Pal,
Pinback

And THAT'S how you do it! BOOM!