Jolt Country

Nobody said that the opening text to "No Time To Squeal" was outrageous or too far-fetched or anything, so I'm not posting this in a furor of righteousness or whatnot, but for your enjoyment:

http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/news/WABC_0 ... bbers.html

If only text adventures were more popular. I could have been interviewed on this subject, like when ex-marines get asked questions about kiddies who go on a shooting spree.

I just submitted that to POEnews. I was half tempted to make the headline "Liebermann Begins Investigating The Link Between Text Adventures and Copycat Pranks" or some such, but couldn't come up with something snappy enough and it'd probably get changed anyway.