Daily Bad Name For An Actual Website That They Advertise
Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:16 pm
by pinback
I heard a radio ad for "blackpeoplemeet.com".
It wasn't what I thought it was.
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 8:07 am
by Flack
Have you ever seen Microwave Massacre?
It's a pretty awful movie that stars Jackie Vernon as a construction worker named Donald who kills his wife and hides her body in the freezer. Then he accidentally cooks part of her in his microwave and finds out she tastes pretty good, so he gets addicted to killing people and eating them. It's a 70s horror/comedy with lots of boobs, and Jackie Vernon, who you know better as the voice of Frosty "Happy Birthday!" the Snowman in all those old Rankin/Bass Christmas holiday cartoons. The entire movie, all you'll be able to think about is the fact that Frosty the Snowman is a cannibal.
What reminded me of the film is, there's a part where Donald kills a black prostitute and discovers he likes dark meat.
Ah, Coheed and Cambria had a video about a similar subject!
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That woman is sooooo hooooooooooooot
Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 5:44 pm
by Flack
I'd put her up against this one.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 1:30 pm
by Tdarcos
Flack wrote:Have you ever seen Microwave Massacre?
It's a pretty awful movie that stars Jackie Vernon as a construction worker named Donald who kills his wife and hides her body in the freezer. Then he accidentally cooks part of her in his microwave and finds out she tastes pretty good
Oh, plus the white people are all so honorable. When food supplies are difficult to obtain because of supply breakdowns, the whites honorably are suffering from malnutrition, the negroes, of course, always resort to cannibalism! (The author could have been even nastier by saying the blacks only killed and ate white people because negro meat wasn't tasty enough, but you can't always think of everything.)
- From my review of "The [T]urner Diaries"
Something else too, I guess because it has such a negative connotation as a white supremacist book, if you put the word "[T]urner' in a post here without disguising it, you get Filippe J. Suckmonger instead of the name [T]urner (without the braces). Good thing we don't have discussions about Hanoi Jane Fonda's ex-husband.
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:53 pm
by Flack
Sometimes I imagine TDarcos to be a bot that "almost" gets what the topic at is, searches its database, and then posts something it thinks is "remotely" on topic.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 3:15 am
by Tdarcos
Flack wrote:Sometimes I imagine TDarcos to be a bot that "almost" gets what the topic at is, searches its database, and then posts something it thinks is "remotely" on topic.
You know, you're right. Maybe it would be better if I just stopped posting since basically everyone keeps telling me I'm posting the wrong thing in the wrong thread.
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 10:06 am
by Ice Cream Jonsey
Never stop posting. You are the soul of this BBS, Tdarcos.
Dear AArdvark,
I, Pinback, would like to officially apologize for my drinky behavior. It was uncalled for, and I'm truly sorry.
I had no right to infer your cousin has sex with cat.
I got caught up in the moment, and I went overboard. Perhaps it comes from playing submarine games 18 hours a day, I don't know. When I said your cousin enjoys sex with parsnips, well, I was kidding about that too. Sorry.
Please continue posting about your past drunk postings.
I know I, Dr. Tacos, and the rest of the gang
would love to hear more about it.
Your Pal,
Pinback
Please to make more Pinback mad libs for the rest of us. Wait! Will this be one of the things you would do differently if'n you took over?
Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2011 7:52 pm
by Flack
Tdarcos wrote:
Flack wrote:Sometimes I imagine TDarcos to be a bot that "almost" gets what the topic at is, searches its database, and then posts something it thinks is "remotely" on topic.
You know, you're right. Maybe it would be better if I just stopped posting since basically everyone keeps telling me I'm posting the wrong thing in the wrong thread.
It wasn't everybody, it was me. And it's annoying to me, and I'm not going to apologize for being annoyed by it. I already apologized in one thread tonight to salmon fillets in my fridge for not being patties and met my apology quota for the week. I'll see if I can fit it into next week's queue.