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So, there I was, on Friday, peacefully minding my own business, when somehow you <b>FUCKS</b> infected me with the <i>Battle Raper</i> meme.

Now, this might not have been so bad, except that then I got to thinking about, you know, Battle Raper, who probably works at an office, wearing a suit, and has to make a lot of phone calls in the course of his business day. And then I started having this little image of a phone call....

<ring ring>
<Guy> Hello?
<Battle Raper, with heavy Japanese accent> Oh, herro!
<Guy> Who is this?
<Battle Raper, in Samurai scream> BATTRE RAPER!!!!!!

And then I started acting the phone call to my dogs, with dogs in role of "Guy", substituting quzzical looks for his dialogue. They both thought I was weird.

Bruce

bruce wrote: Now, this might not have been so bad, except that then I got to thinking about, you know, Battle Raper, who probably works at an office, wearing a suit, and has to make a lot of phone calls in the course of his business day.

So, what, in your imagination he only battle rapes by appointment? I'd think of him more as a door to door, pound the pavement type of guy.

"Herro most honerable sir, have you given any thought to the role battle rape can pray in your rife?"

Debaser wrote: So, what, in your imagination he only battle rapes by appointment? I'd think of him more as a door to door, pound the pavement type of guy.

"Herro most honerable sir, have you given any thought to the role battle rape can pray in your rife?"

Except I think he's a franchise. And so he probably spends a lot of time cold-calling people, rather than going door-to-door. I bet he's shy in person.

Bruce

At first I thought you meant that the guy who wrote Battle Raper works at an office doing a seperate job, and people call him up in their desire to talk about the game with him. So *I* thought it'd be like:

Phone: RIING RING
Programmer of Battle Raper: "Hello"
Guy Who Bought Battle Raper: "BAAAAAAATTTLLE RRRRRRRAPPPERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!"
Programmer of Battle Raper: (nervously) "Uh, hello? Sir?"
Guy Who Bought Battle Raper: "BAAAATTLLE RAAAAAAAAPPPERRRRRRRRR!!"
Phone: Click.

If any of you guys find out a phone number for the creator of Battle Raper, I will call him up and scream "Battle Raper!!" into the phone until he hangs up on me.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: If any of you guys find out a phone number for the creator of Battle Raper, I will call him up and scream "Battle Raper!!" into the phone until he hangs up on me.

867-5309

Bruce

:(

I think you just hate me because I have asked for it in about sixty percent of my posts after hearing about it. I seriuosly want to donwload and try it just to see how the chicks rape the guy.

Worm2 wrote:I think you just hate me because I have asked for it in about sixty percent of my posts after hearing about it. I seriuosly want to donwload and try it just to see how the chicks rape the guy.

I think it's a program that's for sale. As far as I remember, anyway.

Did you want the address for the SA Direct Connect Hub? It's this: 66.137.63.2 and the port is 27015. There is no more password, so I presume they don't care if non forum members have that information. You do need to share 5 gigs of information, however.