Jolt Country

If I say it twelve times while looking into a mirror, will it happen? Will it magically reappear and drag me into a horrible, hellish dimension of blood, pain, and torment?

::Closes eyes, takes a deep breath and speaks softly::

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No, Tdarcos started essentially deleting his posts after I specifically said that I would turn it off forever if he or someone else did that. Sorry, man.

Let's all say THANKS PAUL.

THANKS, PAUL.

pinback wrote:Let's all say THANKS PAUL.

THANKS, PAUL.

Jonsey already said this. That's why I announced I was leaving, basically I would just read posts here and stop continbuting since I had ruined everything.

But I realize it's no worse than Caltrops which has never allowed editing, you post it, you're stuck with it. In fact, Jonsey has chosen - which is his right - to punish everyone for my mistake. So I think from time to time I'm going to just leave messages as I write them, if I have too too too too many words or I leave in a word that I should a have removed, well it's too bad, when we had post editing I'd check an message carefully, then once i'd posted it I'd read it as it displays, and sometimes I'd make a correction.

All gone, all gone, destroyed in a flash, leaving me with the taste of ashes as I look at the destruction. So since he doesn't care if messages get left in bad condition, I'm not going to care either. Oh, I'm not going to be ridiculous, I do check what I write, but I'm not going to bother to be as careful.

After all, who gives a shit anyway.

Please correct the preceding sentence by changing the period to a question mark. Thank you.

"All I did was something I was specifically asked not to do and then the consequences that were stated if I did do this thing happened. Let me passive-agressively whine about how everyone hates me and threaten to take my ball and go home. I will also threaten to make consciously shittier posts because whenever I don't get my way it is obviously the world that is wrong."

Do you see what an emotionally-stunted, petulant piece of shit you sound like? Rhetorical question, you're incapable of empathy.

Tdarcos wrote:

pinback wrote:Let's all say THANKS PAUL.

THANKS, PAUL.

Jonsey already said this. That's why I announced I was leaving, basically I would just read posts here and stop continbuting since I had ruined everything.

But I realize it's no worse than Caltrops which has never allowed editing, you post it, you're stuck with it. In fact, Jonsey has chosen - which is his right - to punish everyone for my mistake. So I think from time to time I'm going to just leave messages as I write them, if I have too too too too many words or I leave in a word that I should a have removed, well it's too bad, when we had post editing I'd check an message carefully, then once i'd posted it I'd read it as it displays, and sometimes I'd make a correction.

All gone, all gone, destroyed in a flash, leaving me with the taste of ashes as I look at the destruction. So since he doesn't care if messages get left in bad condition, I'm not going to care either. Oh, I'm not going to be ridiculous, I do check what I write, but I'm not going to bother to be as careful.

After all, who gives a shit anyway.

Please correct the preceding sentence by changing the period to a question mark. Thank you.

TSUMMARY: "I broke the rules and everyone got punished. Instead of apologizing, I'm blaming other people. I quit posting here for a few days, except when I continued to post here under two different fake accounts. Even though nobody asked me to come back or even missed me, I am back posting again."

Jesus, it's not punishment. We'll turn it on next year if that's cool?

This is why we can't have nice things.

I got you guys a slip-in-slide.

The Happiness Engine wrote:"All I did was something I was specifically asked not to do

That's not it. Do you think I did it on purpose? I forgot. For one fucking minute I forgot about the no-removal rule. If I hadn't forgotten it I wouldn't have made the mistake and we'd still have editing left.

But because I made one mistake and forgot that, we're now all stuck with his decision.

I got you guys an R/C helicopter.

Tiny RC Helicopters are the best. I demand everyone purchase one and crash into the walls and ceiling constantly. It is the most fun you can have for $35.

The Happiness Engine wrote:Tiny RC Helicopters are the best. I demand everyone purchase one and crash into the walls and ceiling constantly. It is the most fun you can have for $35.

I have two. I can't get either do do straight flight. One cost $50 and the other was $19.95 and the results are the same. One has an adjustment wheel to supposedly adjust the yaw so it stops spinning, but I can never really get these things to fly straight.

I got you guys a paper bag of condoms and two hours with that whore.

The Happiness Engine wrote:Tiny RC Helicopters are the best. I demand everyone purchase one and crash into the walls and ceiling constantly. It is the most fun you can have for $35.

I got one of those for Christmas last year and was convinced it was broken. Every time I tried to fly it, it just began spinning and smashed into the nearest wall, like a whirling scud missile.

Then I let me son play with it and he was able to thread a needle with it. Literally. He also landed it on one of the ceiling fan's blades to hide it from me.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I got you guys a paper bag of condoms and two hours with that whore.

Can we have two cups of milk, two-two cups of milk?

I already got one of those plastic owls that are supposed to frighten away other birds. I need to buy an R/C helicopter in order to make it go.


What is the relative airspeed of an owl-laden helicopter?

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I got you guys a paper bag of condoms and two hours with that whore.

Great. "Where de white women at?"

Flack wrote:

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I got you guys a paper bag of condoms and two hours with that whore.

Can we have two cups of milk, two-two cups of milk?

I shall be using that in your upcoming copyright infringement trial. My legal department will be contacting you shortly.

Why is it all about legal action and money?



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