Jolt Country

Posted: **Sun Dec 02, 2012 11:26 pm**

An ad. One ad. $100 for the whole year.

If I mention it over there, everyone is too nice and they will send me money. I don't want that, I want an ad.

Anyone know how to get an ad?

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2012 4:52 pm**

What are you selling?

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2012 9:54 pm**

Selling? No... they ... they just give me the money.

Posted: **Mon Dec 03, 2012 10:31 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:everyone is too nice [on Caltrops]

Quote of the century?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:00 am**

Oh, you want a sponsor to pay you to advertize on Caltrops.

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:39 pm**

Nnn..... maybe. No? Maybe.

I want someone to give me money, because of Caltrops.

That would be the start and finish of it.

Oh, and then they do it again in 2013. And *they* can sell something?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:12 pm**

I'd be willing to buy the ad space...

PM or e-mail me and we'll talk?

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:30 pm**

This smells like charity!

Posted: **Tue Dec 04, 2012 11:58 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I want someone to give me money, because of caltrops

for that demographic? Sign me up!

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:51 am**

Nope... Not charity. PM me or should I just ask all of my questions here, in public view for Tdarcos to reference via Wikipedia?

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 10:30 am**

RetroRomper wrote:Nope... Not charity. PM me or should I just ask all of my questions here, in public view for Tdarcos to reference via Wikipedia?

What the fuck is this goddam Wikipedia shit? You think I don't know things? Why does everyone seem to think I use Wikipedia as a reference? Most of the time I get my errors from my own brain, I don't have to depend on Wikipedia for mistakes, I make them myself. Oh wait, that didn't come out right but you know what I mean. I am my own reference, most of the time I don't need anyone or anything else, and despite what some more-ignorant-than-the-cretinous-reprobates-at-Caltrops people claim, I'm usually right.

Posted: **Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:23 pm**

Give me five posts on Caltrops where people said you were wrong and you were right and I will lift the 10 line limit.

Also, the reason we say you are on Wikipedia all the time is because someone edited your profile on the JC wiki to say that.

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:56 pm**

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:An ad. One ad. $100 for the whole year. If I mention it over there, everyone is too nice and they will send me money. I don't want that, I want an ad. Anyone know how to get an ad?

I got contacted by an offsite poker company wanting to advertise on review-o-matic.com. They paid me $100 and then sent me a paragraph they wanted inserted into one of my reviews (a PS2 poker game). They actually got a good deal because I forgot about it and it was on there for a couple of years. I guess they just search Google for keywords and then contact people. I will see if I still have the contact info for the people who contacted me.

Posted: **Thu Dec 06, 2012 11:36 pm**

Also, this is a better game name and review of a game than anything I've actually been able to make:

http://nitku.net/if/reviewgenerator/ind ... r+on+Pluto

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