Jolt Country

Go here. It is a comic strip.

I dare you all to do so and tell me that you didn't eventually get an erection.

(A painful, purple one.)

Dude, I was TOTALLY sportin' some major lumber.

Then I realized that I accidentally went here instead.

Now I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But that serves me right for coming into this, the worst of all JC bases.

Ben wrote: Now I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But that serves me right for coming into this, the worst of all JC bases.

"Anime Moments in History" cartoons viewed: <b>ALL</b>
Boners sported: <b>NONE</b>

I guess I'll have to stick to The Hun for my wacking pleasure.

Bruce

Ben wrote: Now I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. But that serves me right for coming into this, the worst of all JC bases.

:)

I like this web comic better. http://www.dieselsweeties.com

Hehe, I think I had that comic confused with another one that I didn't like so much, but there's a lot of good stuff in there.

Worm wrote:I like this web comic better. http://www.dieselsweeties.com

You all suck:

Sexy Losers

Bruce

Oh, Great Siva, I remember that comic. It was recommended to me buy someone somewhere sometime. I just kind of clicked around until I happened to stumble on this Pinnocio parody where some perve wished his blow up doll would become a real girl. So she did, and then, realized she was a cum-stained smelly sex toy, and promptly hung herself. I think the punchline was that the perv in question thought a corpse was still an upgrade and hence was cool with it, but I might be imagining that last bit.

I mean there's jaded, and then there's "let's laugh at the naked dead girl" jaded. At the time of reading that strip, at least, I wasn't quite that far gone.

Tracked down the strip in question (it was actually a two parter). Part one (where she hangs herself) is just really fucking bleak. Part two, now that I revisit it, is actually fairly clever in its fashion.