Jolt Country

I wake up to find this:

Larry: You are a fucking asshole.

I attempt to query him as to what he is talking about:

me: what??!
Larry: You are a fucking asshole.
me: Yikes. Did something happen I'm not aware of?

Then I get the story:

Larry: I asked you not to use flatulence noises and you did not respect my request then, when I was no longer on the air, you were talking shit about me (I'm told. I didn't listen). It's not funny to me. It's highly disrespectful.

I don't remember "talking shit about him" after the incident, but not wishing to exacerbate any problems, I offered a branch:

me: Well, it was not my intent to upset anyone. As I sort of consider the whole show a gag, perhaps I did not fully understand the seriousness of your feelings on the matter. I apologize for that misunderstanding, and any disrespect you felt. As my favorite guy ever, I continue to hold nothing but respect for you, in real life.

In response to which I was immediately greeted with:

(Larry has logged off.)

What in the holy christing fuck is going on here. This has SOURED me on this whole endeavor.