Jolt Country

Posted: **Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:22 pm**

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This entire thing is great (Shipwreck getting hit in the head with a baseball in particular) but there is one thing I wanted to post about the intro.

At 0:42 the G.I. Joe team breaks into the headquarters of the freedom-fighting-loving and misunderstood group of Cobra. Three dudes show up:

1) A guy with a bazooka.
2) A goddamn ninja.
3) A 6'5" 280lb black dude that is usually firing a .60 cal heavy machine gun without a tripod.

This is why, as kids, we always knew that America would be safe. The Russian version of this cartoon had an entire episode once about a guy with an ivory soap shank cutting ahead in the bread and toilet line.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2013 9:57 pm**

And I lost two hours watching episodes of GI Joe on YouTube: thanks alot, ICJ.

Posted: **Tue May 07, 2013 10:21 pm**

You're welcome. My unprovoked shot at the Russians sort of went unnoticed.

Posted: **Wed May 15, 2013 11:19 am**

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&#58;&#58;1&#41; A guy with a bazooka.
&#58;&#58;2&#41; A goddamn ninja.
&#58;&#58;3&#41; A 6'5" 280lb black dude that is usually firing a .60 cal heavy machine gun without a tripod.

SOMETHING JUST SOMETHING JUST. GOT. JOSTLED LOOSE
SOMETHING JUST SOMETHING JUST FELL FROM MY CABOOSE

ICE CREAM LET'S BREAK INTO THAT TOILET LINE, WITH A BAZOOKA.
WE'RE FEELING SO FINE WITH OR WITHOUT A BLACK DUDES TRIPOD.

MORE TIT-FUCKING BASED CONTENT, PLEASE!

Jolt Country

The intro to the Serpentor episode of G.I. Joe

The intro to the Serpentor episode of G.I. Joe