Jolt Country

Keep it up!! I think it's hilarious that League of Legends and StarCraft II are the games which are blazing the trail of "e-Sports" in the world today.

This is totally holding e-Sports back, as LoL represents all of the worst of gaming:

- Anonymous, hateful, disgusting community.
- A game only enjoyable to watch by those who have played it extensively.
- Totally gay.

On the other hand, SC2 is:

- Easy to understand, even for women, who are dumb.
- Generally a beacon of sportsmanship in the online world. As many times as you are called a maggot, TENFOLD you are given a "glhf" at the beginning of a game. Where else do you see that?
- Awesome, whereas LoL is stupid.

I have nothing more to add here. You can all suck it.

SUCK IT

I enjoyed watching you beat the hell out of that one guy when I was at your place. We should do another trip where you just beat guys at SC2 for five days, sending them to the dark place, friend.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I enjoyed watching you beat the hell out of that one guy when I was at your place. We should do another trip where you just beat guys at SC2 for five days, sending them to the dark place, friend.

I would like a RetroRomper/pinback SHOWMATCH, where if I beat him, he agrees to mail us all fresh, delicious cookies, and if he beats me, he agrees to mail us all ALL THE GODDAMN COOKIES WE WERE ALREADY PROMISED.

The show match is on and I will broadcast it?

SC2 is for noobs with no skillz. CS is the real deal.

That is indefensible.

That is indefensible.

What's so good about SC2? You just click around the map and the units do stuff on their own. They don't even need you. See? No skill involved whatsoever.

And obviously I know what I'm talking about, since I've never played SC2. That means my opinion is OBJECTIVE and UNBIASED.

That's true, the entirety of gameplay is just clicking randomly around the map as fast as possible. Maybe you have a point.