Jolt Country

Pinback and I decided that... well, look.

The place is basically a comedy troupe at this point with few posts. It is the Jonsey, Pinback, Flack, Aardvark and Tdarcos show. No offense to anyone else who is reading or has posted recently. But this is a BBS by and for five brutish men.

So we're closing registrations for one year. If you already registered and want to post, awesome. If you're trying to get into the ACK forum, write me an e-mail at beaver@zombieworld.com. But rather than be continually disappointed that we never get any new blood, we are making it so that it is impossible to post here (for one year). Reading the forum is open to the public. But please, if you are thinking about contributing, why not think about not contributing?

We five men are now truly free.

Is this the thread in which we decide who is the most brutish?

Here is what -- we have a question.

Here is what I mean by BRUTISH.

Brutus, in myth, killed Julius Caesar. All I am saying is that it is likely that the five, yes, five of us would probably have been in on it.

OK, Flack??????????????

With that in mind, here's my rankings of who (that is left) that is the most brutish:

1. Tdarcos

Paul would eliminate the head honcho of a country just to watch the polls go down.*

* I like the idea of the polls, in real-time, going doooooooownwards because the Chancellor was dying of hemlock.

2. Pinback

This is a man that doesn't care about anything other than good food, good vodka, good gin, good Asteroids and good dying-of-the-head-of-state.

3. Aardvark

I think that the difference between Aardvark and myself, who was the other candidate for #3, is that Aardvark has a real family and I only have a fake one, made up of animals, cats and shit like the clay Kool-Aid vase my brother made me. Aardvark is actually responsible for people, so when the CIA comes and says, "Look dickhead, we'll bring back Captain Cook if you eliminate the Caesar" he does it.

4. ICJ

For reasons explained above

5. Flack

The only decent human in the history of this BBS

My money is on Tdarcos either assimilating everyone ala The Thing or simply pouncing on and mashing everyone else up for a cooking video.

I'd love to see a The Thing cooking video.

Just call me mister responsibility. That's only in my spare time though. The rest is taken up with R/C phones, goofy mods and plastering Olly Knows stickers on any public surface I encounter. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.



THE
FULL TIME
AARDVARK

Hey look... I'm making a random drive-by posting...

(surprised this thing is still up and running... even more shocked that Jethro still keeps Groucho.org alive...)

I posted on Groucho a couple weeks ago...but that was then, this is now.




THE
EMPTY VOID
AARDVARK

I really, really, really wish that Walrustitty would post here.

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I really, really, really wish that Walrustitty would post here.

Who knows what he's up to these days. CKQuathy still posts to FB - but little mention of the J-man. Sounds like he gave up FB for Google+ but I don't think he posts much there either. But in any event - he defriended me on FB due to my right-wing Conservative beliefs and gun ownership... rambling on about how his kids would surely die if they were within 20 miles of me because of a stray bullet or something to that effect. Oh well... he was always angry and self-loathing. I do miss him so.

You know what killed Julius Caesar?

Bukkake.

Look it up.

http://stiffymakane.com/MMA/play.html