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Henry's Kitchen

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 5:47 am
by pinback
I hate those "the funniest cooking video you'll see today!" links on fucking Yahoo or Facebook or whatever the fuck. So I went into this trying to hate it, but god damn did I laugh myself silly.

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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 7:44 am
by Tdarcos
There were some funny spots, and it probably could have been tightened a bit, but one of the items I took exception to was his statement that if you have a good sautee pan you don't need to have someone to live with.

My only comment to that comes from Jerry Della Femina, founder of an advertising agency who tells in his book how one of his copywriter employees wanted a raise because he had trouble getting up in the morning, and if he had a raise he could afford to have his girlfriend move in with him, because she'd be sure to wake him up in the morning. Jerry asks the guy why he can't just buy an alarm clock. The guy looks at him like he's crazy, and says, "You ever tried to fuck an alarm clock?"

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 8:02 am
by pinback
Tdarcos wrote:There were some funny spots, and it probably could have been tightened a bit, but one of the items I took exception to was his statement that if you have a good sautee pan you don't need to have someone to live with.
You understand you're taking exception to a joke.

(No, you do not understand that, because you take everything literally and do not understand humor.)

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2014 4:35 pm
by AArdvark
Man, Tdarcos, you could make a better cooking video than that if you tried. I mean, except for the production elements and stuff.



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