Mty latest cooking video "Waffles #1 (2009)" is ou
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:46 am
by Tdarcos
Due to the many requests from the inmates on Caltrops, my latest cooking video was released yesterday after I spent about 5 hours in editing and post-production.
You can view it on YouTube at or see it in the inline below.
"How to Make Waffles", originally filmed December 2008.
[youtube][/youtube]
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:58 am
by pinback
What is going on here?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 10:03 am
by pinback
Also I preferred Die Hard 4, where Sarah Palin battles the computer terrorist guy.
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:03 pm
by AArdvark
This is on my top ten list and I haven't watched past the opening yet!
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:57 pm
by Capt. Christopher Pike
pinback wrote:What is going on here?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 6:37 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:What is going on here?
[Image of me with my shirt shifting]
Which are you questioning, that my shirt was hanging lower on one shoulder or that half a clock is visible behind my left shoulder?
Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 7:38 pm
by pinback
Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:What is going on here?
[Image of me with my shirt shifting]
Which are you questioning, that my shirt was hanging lower on one shoulder or that half a clock is visible behind my left shoulder?
Yeah, the Krull spaceship that is protruding from your left shoulder. We need to know what that's all about.
Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 1:49 pm
by AArdvark
That was the most astounding video you have done to date! By the way, did you know there was someone, possibly your houseboy, standing just behind you during the summary shot at the end?
Also, did you re-arrange the two waffles so the quarters were lined up before you ate them?
One last question then I'll hang up and listen. You mentioned syrup. What kind, real or laboratory made?
THE
GREAT JOB
AARDVARK
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:18 am
by Tdarcos
AArdvark wrote:That was the most astounding video you have done to date! By the way, did you know there was someone, possibly your houseboy, standing just behind you during the summary shot at the end?
I live in a rooming house. There was one of the other residents - Thomas, I've written about him before - who was just partially in range. The Apple I used - which has a built-in webcam - to shoot that segment is out in the living room.
I may be somewhat handicapped because I'm fat and can't walk, but I'm not incapacitated. I fix my own meals, I go to the store and I even bathe myself. What makes you think I have a "houseboy," or could even afford to hire one? (There is no help at all available for handicapped people who can fend for themselves; if you're an invalid or incapable of handling yourself you can be put in a home or possibly get a nurse to provide care for you. Be someone who just needs assistance for maybe an hour a week or a couple hours a month, unless you want to pay for it out of your own pocket, you're shit out of luck, there's nothing available for disabled people who just need occasional assistance.)
Also, did you re-arrange the two waffles so the quarters were lined up before you ate them?
What the fuck for? I just eat the damn things. And how would I remember what I did with waffles I made five years ago?
One last question then I'll hang up and listen. You mentioned syrup. What kind, real or laboratory made?
The latter, probably. I just buy the cheap sugar syrup sold by Shoppers Food Warehouse, Giant Food or Safeway. I'm not going to pay $7-8 for a pint bottle of real syrup when a quart of the cheap stuff is about $2.50.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:23 am
by Tdarcos
Tdarcos wrote:
AArdvark wrote:One last question then I'll hang up and listen. You mentioned syrup. What kind, real or laboratory made?
The latter, probably. I just buy the cheap sugar syrup sold by Shoppers Food Warehouse, Giant Food or Safeway. I'm not going to pay $7-8 for a pint bottle of real syrup when a quart of the cheap stuff is about $2.50.
I'll correct this to add "when I can't taste the difference." I never buy margarine, I use butter exclusively even though margarine can be about $1 to $1.50 a pound and butter is around $4 a pound. I can taste the difference between butter and margarine.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 11:27 am
by AArdvark
Houseboy comment was a joke, I'll use footnotes from now on when I do stuff like that.
perhaps, as a personal rule(1), you always line up your waffle quarters before consuming. How is one to know unless one asks?(2)
Real syrup is SO much better than the 2% stuff it's worth the extra five bucks a can.
THE
CLARIFYING
AARDVARK
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1) That's an OCD joke, not meant to be some kind of personal attack.
2)That's another joke, nobody really cares how you eat them either.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 12:14 pm
by pinback
pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
pinback wrote:What is going on here?
[Image of me with my shirt shifting]
Which are you questioning, that my shirt was hanging lower on one shoulder or that half a clock is visible behind my left shoulder?
Yeah, the Krull spaceship that is protruding from your left shoulder. We need to know what that's all about.
Can I get some closure on this?
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:02 pm
by ChainGangGuy
pinback wrote:Can I get some closure on this?
It is alarming, Paul. Come clean. Nobody's got a chip on their shoulder that big. Nobody.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:26 pm
by Flack
I tried to add some pizazz to this one. I hope you like it.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:10 pm
by pinback
I have this on endless repeat.
Who's the girl with the pink hair, BTW? I don't feel comfortable jerking off to a Tdarcos video.
Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2014 2:46 pm
by Flack
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 4:35 pm
by AArdvark
Six Six waffle mix!
THE
AUTOTUNE
AARDVARK
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:22 pm
by Tdarcos
pinback wrote:I have this on endless repeat.
Who's the girl with the pink hair, BTW? I don't feel comfortable jerking off to a Tdarcos video.
I can understand. I wouldn't feel comfortable jerking off to a video where you could be seen. Presuming I was able to jerk off, that is.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 6:35 pm
by pinback
pinback wrote:
pinback wrote:
Tdarcos wrote:
Which are you questioning, that my shirt was hanging lower on one shoulder or that half a clock is visible behind my left shoulder?
Yeah, the Krull spaceship that is protruding from your left shoulder. We need to know what that's all about.
Can I get some closure on this?
Paul, you're going to answer this immediately. We can't wait for an answer any longer.
Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 11:30 pm
by RetroR
Flack wrote:I tried to add some pizazz to this one. I hope you like it.
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I commend you for putting twelve and a half hours of your time into splicing up and editing Paul's video for us!
