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I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 10:35 pm
by RetroRomper
Anyone?

Re: I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt

Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:08 pm
by Billy Mays
RetroRomper wrote:Anyone?
Hell yeah, give me the details.

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 10:27 am
by Billy Mays
So, was this question rhetorical, or did you already spend the 50 bucks?

Re: I'll give you fifty bucks to take away my guilt

Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 11:01 pm
by Tdarcos
RetroRomper wrote:Anyone?
Retro, I'll put on my Reverend's hat - yes, I am an ordained minister, I've been one for 20 years, and there is no conflict between being an ordained minister and an atheist, as faith is for the congregation, the minister doesn't have to have any - I hereby absolve you of your sins and guilt. Just say 5 Mail Harry's and 6 Our Sister's and don't do it again, whatever it is that you feel guilty about.

Now, go and sin some more and stop feeling bad about it.