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Who is Billy Mays really?

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:30 am
by Flack
Who is Billy Mays really?

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:02 am
by Casual Observer
I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:39 am
by Bob Ross' Joy of Painting
Even though I am a new member here, I am still very interested to see how all of this pans out.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 11:59 am
by pinback
Casual Observer wrote:I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.
It can be neither of those, because neither of those people would be able to post as anyone but themselves if you put an Uzi to their foreheads.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 12:53 pm
by AArdvark
I agree, his posts are way too short and on topic to be Commander.



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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 1:03 pm
by CO
But just as obtuse so that confused me.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 3:12 pm
by The Happiness Engine
It's obviously pinback. That's like his whole shtick.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:27 pm
by pinback
Come to think of it, he does sound more like me than anyone else here.

Okay, I'd like to change my vote. I think it's me.

Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:57 pm
by AArdvark
Can Robb do a The Thing test on Mr. Mays and see if he's a real human?


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Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2016 10:12 pm
by Billy Mays
Before I cast my vote, does "Another modern regular" mean a completely new profile from a completely new member on the forum, or does it mean a newer member who set up another profile?

Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2016 12:47 am
by Billy Mays
AArdvark wrote:Can Robb do a The Thing test on Mr. Mays and see if he's a real human?
Although I am pretty sure that is not legitimate science, I would allow Robb to run an electric current through a sample of my blood as long as we are able to come to some sort of agreement regarding travel arrangements.

Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2016 7:12 pm
by Tdarcos
Casual Observer wrote:I voted darkos only because he writes like him and is one of the two people that ever go to pinners website. It could also be pinners libertarian friend.
I resemble that remark! I happen to be Libertarian too! I voted for Harry Browne both times he ran for President on the Libertarian ticket and I have voted that way in every election since. (Except that when I'm an election judge I represent the Republican party for administrative purposes, although I still vote Libertarian.)

I got to use one of Browne's quotes in my book. "What is a sick, twisted and depraved sexual practice? Something a guy does to a woman that you are attracted to. It is a normal, reasonable, and ordinary practice if you get to do it to her, however."

I wish to state for the record that I have never used the alias "Billy Mays," on this BBS or anywhere, and that I am not that user.

Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2016 5:19 am
by Flack
Can we get you to write that on a piece of paper and notarize it?