How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

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Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Billy Mays » Fri Jul 24, 2020 8:24 pm

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:53 am mask supply stores always release people wth (sic) masks
Only if the salesman knows what he's doing.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Tdarcos » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:55 am

Billy Mays wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:26 am
Tdarcos wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:53 am that wants to penetrate you. Each time it does you lose 20 points.

So, what do you think?
Why does your mind always go there?
You'd have to be a prick to accuse me of that. My mind does not always "go there", asshole. It goes in here, and here, and especially goes really deep in here. but I don't always go there. You're being a real dick.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Billy Mays » Fri Jul 24, 2020 10:26 am

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:53 am that wants to penetrate you. Each time it does you lose 20 points.

So, what do you think?
Why does your mind always go there?

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Tdarcos » Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:53 am

How about this for a video game, sort of a Death Race or whatever that video game with a similar idea was:

You're driving a car, the "Covid 19" and your objective is to run down the people not wearing masks. You get 1 point for each person without a mask that you hit and lose 5 points for hitting someone with a mask. Evangelical churches, Walmarts, and Anti-vaccine rallies always release people without masks, while hospitals, restaurants, and mask supply stores always release people wth masks; others may do either. You lose if your score drops below 0; you win if it reaches 100. If you're too slow to move you start being chased by "the vaccine" a giant hypodermic that wants to penetrate you. Each time it does you lose 20 points.

So, what do you think?

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by RetroRomper » Wed Jul 22, 2020 8:22 am

I'm reading this entire pandemic situation as a death pool, except for sizable percentages of any given country.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Casual Observer » Tue Jul 21, 2020 6:17 pm

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Jizaboz » Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:01 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:00 am
Jizaboz wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:57 pm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm Well, I would expect death rates for a disease to go down, as death rates for diseases have gone down over time for every single disease since the invention of the scientific method.
Right! As the virus runs out of unhealthy hosts, the frags per hour decreases.
I edited my post with OMG SERIOUSNESS and you replied with something that made me laugh.

You win this round!
Friendship.. again?

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jul 18, 2020 12:00 am

Jizaboz wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:57 pm
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm Well, I would expect death rates for a disease to go down, as death rates for diseases have gone down over time for every single disease since the invention of the scientific method.
Right! As the virus runs out of unhealthy hosts, the frags per hour decreases.
I edited my post with OMG SERIOUSNESS and you replied with something that made me laugh.

You win this round!

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Jizaboz » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:57 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm Well, I would expect death rates for a disease to go down, as death rates for diseases have gone down over time for every single disease since the invention of the scientific method.
Right! As the virus runs out of unhealthy hosts, the frags per hour decreases.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:54 pm

Well, I would expect death rates for a disease to go down, as death rates for diseases have gone down over time for every single disease since the invention of the scientific method.

But even if death was off the table I still don't want to catch this. Do any of you guys want to catch this? If you aren't asymptomatic it sounds like HELL. I don't particularly want to get the regular flu at this point in time either. I feel like once you leave home flus aren't fun anymore, I call it the flu paradox. This is my experience:

- If you are single and get the flu you are at least left alone but nobody can run out and get you something. I was single and caught the flu once and I remember calling my brother (who lives with me at the time) up as I was hallucinating because I wanted olives or lime Popsicles or something.

- If you aren't single, there is at least someone there to take care of you but they also basically want you to get back to doing chores around the house as soon as possible, you selfish monster.

I'm trying to become a better person by staying off handmade Moon Patrol high score lists and acting in a manner that is at loggerheads with the community here, but the flu paradox is my last cynical belief and I think we're all entitled to one cynical belief.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Jizaboz » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:39 pm

Billy Mays wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:32 pm There's your Cyberganked Boss!
Saltine Mancubus

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Jizaboz » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:37 pm

Flack wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:31 pm Image
We have had that for a few weeks now. Some customers ignore it and even some managers ignore it. For the most part people comply but no one is yelling about it with each other that I have seen here yet.

It looks like lately the infection rate is going up while fatalities from it continue to go down unless you count dudes splattered on the street as dies from the virus.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Jizaboz » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:31 pm

Casual Observer wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:37 pm Saw a ciuple mask deniers at a weed dispensary this afternoon in suburban Cali, thats odd. You trumpster fucks are usually agsinst weed too.
20$ sez they do not like Trump at all.

But if there was a sign on the door.. yeah stupid.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Flack » Fri Jul 17, 2020 8:31 pm

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Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Casual Observer » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:37 pm

Saw a ciuple mask deniers at a weed dispensary this afternoon in suburban Cali, thats odd. You trumpster fucks are usually agsinst weed too.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Billy Mays » Fri Jul 17, 2020 7:32 pm

There's your Cyberganked Boss!

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by RetroRomper » Fri Jul 17, 2020 2:32 pm

Why worry? All of you are amateurs anyway.

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Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by bryanb » Fri Jul 17, 2020 11:18 am

At this point, I don't even remember why leaving the house was ever a thing. Masks help and should be worn by anyone who must travel into the belly of the beast (aka "society"), but they're not 100% protection. Social distancing and splendid isolation remain the gold standards.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:42 am

This would be over in two weeks if everyone in American dressed up as Night Thrasher.

No downsides. NONE.

Re: How many fights over masks will there be at Walmarts next week?

by Billy Mays » Fri Jul 17, 2020 9:40 am

Tdarcos wrote: Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:24 amFor protection against covid-19.
No offense, but I think you are just as qualified to talk about this as you are weight loss in pinback's weight loss thread.

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