Bruce to World: Fucking Stop It, Already

by **Anti-Sodomy Message** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:52 pm

<The scene begins with First Mother Laura Bush bursting in to the bedroom of her daughter, Jenna Bush. Laura is loosly holding a bunch of photographs which got mixed up at the one hour photomat. The photos contain a mixture of anal and other "immoral" sex acts between Genna and her U of Texas boyfriend>

Laura Bush: "Jenna, I can't believe what is on these pictures! You've got a lot of explaining to do young lady. Just where did you learn to do this stuff?"

Jenna Bush: <starts crying pathetically> " From you, mom. I learned it by watching you!!"

<End scene, voiceover "paid for by Focus on the Family">

by **Anti-Sodomy Message** » Fri Jul 18, 2003 1:51 pm

<The scene begins with First Mother Laura Bush bursting in to the bedroom of her daughter, Jenna Bush. Laura is loosly holding a bunch of photographs which got mixed up at the one hour photomat. The photos contain a mixture of anal and other "immoral" sex acts between Genna and her U of Texas boyfriend>

Laura Bush: "Jenna, I can't believe what is on these pictures! You've got a lot of explaining to do young lady. Just where did you learn to do this stuff?"

Jenna Bush: <starts crying pathetically> " From you, mom. I learned it by watching you!!"

<End scene, voiceover "paid for by Focus on the Family">

by **GOD** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:21 pm

OR THOU SHALT...
WHAT, EXACTLY?

by **EDICT** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 5:51 pm

NO MORE GIMMICK POSTING HERE

by **Laura Bush** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:40 pm

Satan wrote:Hey "W", don't forget about our deal. Your ass and your soul are mine.

I don't know about his soul, but his ass still belongs to me and the dildo from Houston 500.

by **Blasphemous Grammarian** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 4:27 pm

GOD wrote:GEORGE BUSH, THOU IS DOING THY JOB WONDERFULLY! THOU HAST NO NEED TO CLASH IN A BATTLE OF TIGHTENS WITH ME, FOR THOU IS FULFILLING THE HOLY QUEST TO ANNIHILATE THOSE WHO ARE IRREVOCABLY CONSIGNED TO THE PATH OF DARKNESS! HUZZAH! HAIL BUSH, MANKIND! ALL HAIL BUSH!

Oh, for fuck's sake. Stop it. You're embarrassing everyone.

Blasphemous Grammarian

by **Satan** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 3:29 pm

Hey "W", don't forget about our deal. Your ass and your soul are mine.

by **GOD** » Wed Jul 16, 2003 8:54 am

GEORGE BUSH, THOU IS DOING THY JOB WONDERFULLY! THOU HAST NO NEED TO CLASH IN A BATTLE OF TIGHTENS WITH ME, FOR THOU IS FULFILLING THE HOLY QUEST TO ANNIHILATE THOSE WHO ARE IRREVOCABLY CONSIGNED TO THE PATH OF DARKNESS! HUZZAH! HAIL BUSH, MANKIND! ALL HAIL BUSH!

by **George W Bush** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:16 pm

Bring it on ! ! ! <paid for by friends of freedom

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by **GOD** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 5:08 pm

by **Bad Standup Comedian** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 2:54 pm

But all the best lawyers already work for Satan! HURR!!!!

by **GOD** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:46 am

THOU KNOWS WHAT? I CHANGED MY MIND. THOU SHALT NOT BE LASHED, FOR I--AS GOD--HATH DECIDED TO INSTEAD LEAVE YOU AT THE MERCY OF THE BOT'S LAWYERS! MWAH HAHA! HAH!

by **bot** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 12:13 am

Oh, by the way Satan.

I just wanted to say that I feel pretty severely ripped off. My penis size has not increased as was promised, nor have the genital warts dissappeared. Moreover, unless my tape measure is off, I still appear to clock in at an extremely blase 5'10". You tell me - how am I supposed to pick up horny Japanese girls when the nightclubs are already swarming with American soldiers who are, in addition, largely black? My lawyer will be in touch with you regarding breach of contract. Have a nice day.

by **Satan** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 9:15 pm

GOD wrote:THIRTY LASHINGS!

Oh, yes! Forget about this fight: You always did know just what to say to turn me on!

by **GOD** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:52 pm

HEY NOW! THOU SHALT NOT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT! THIRTY LASHINGS!

by **Satan** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:22 pm

GOD wrote:GET BACK TO HARVESTING THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORMLING!

Jeeeeeesus, God. Why do you always have to be sooooo mean to me? Some days, I think I'm the only one who cares about this relationship!

by **Doubting Thomas** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:14 pm

So like if your reely God then maybe you can like explain howcum like Quakers if their like pacifists brag about shooting puffed rice?

by **Worm** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 8:11 pm

by **GOD** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:45 pm

GET BACK TO HARVESTING THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED, INSIGNIFICANT LITTLE WORMLING!

by **Satan** » Mon Jul 14, 2003 7:33 pm

Guuuuuuuys! Could you pleeeaaaase stop fighting?

Bruce to World: Fucking Stop It, Already

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