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by Jethro Q. Walrustitty » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:49 am

Whoops, that was me. Logging in from home for a change, forgot that I wasn't actually, err, "logged in."

Jumpman for the Atari 8bits... ahh, great game.

by Guest » Thu Aug 14, 2003 7:48 am

Fair 'nuff.

by bruce » Wed Aug 13, 2003 12:44 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote: I don't see much evidence that she was called Pauline before the NES (aka Famicom) version. I certainly don't think she was named in the actual game.
Well, if we're going to be <s>asses</s>pedantic about it, <i>Mario</i> wasn't named Mario until later; he was "Jumpman" in <i>Donkey Kong</i>.

Bruce

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty » Wed Aug 13, 2003 10:23 am

According to the Donkey Kong trivia section of the Coin-Op Museum:

Mario was originally a carpenter, not a plumber as he became later with the introduction of Mario Bros. The word "donkey", in Donkey Kong, is a play on the Japanese word for "stupid". Pauline is the name of Mario's girlfriend in Donkey Kong. In the Japanese version, her name is Lady, but she got her name changed when Nintendo released the Famicom version.

AHA! Vindicated, you bitches! What did I say??? What did I say???
i wrote:As for Donkey Kong, I'm not madly in love with it, so I don't mind not knowing who the chick was. I mean, it's not like that told you her name; you had to read the backstory in the home versions or something.
I don't see much evidence that she was called Pauline before the NES (aka Famicom) version. I certainly don't think she was named in the actual game.

by Net-Police » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:39 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Angus wrote:I hope you wouldn't seriously ruin a good piece of steak just to elicit content for your message board.

quote="Roody_Yogurt"]There, of course, is also the possibility that I only ordered my steak in a way that would draw comments because the person before me ordered fish. Perhaps it was all by design?
I think we've all done a few things for "the content" that we'd rather not confess to.

Well, except for top-posting that is. Cheers, Angus!
Why is Bottom-posting better than Top-posting
By A. Smit and H.W. de Haan

Definitions:
Top-posting: Writing the message above the original text, when one replies to an email or a post in a newsgroup.
Bottom-posting: The opposite of top-posting. Now the new message is placed below the original text.

We are fanatic Usenet-readers. As a result we are often annoyed by people who keep top-posting. This is considered as not good 'Net etiquette'. The majority of Usenet-users prefer bottom-posting.
In addition to bottom-posting, it is customary to leave out non-relevant parts of the message with regard to the reply, and to put the reply directly beneath the quoted relevant parts. If you want to know more about writing new posts. Check out this site: http://www.xs4all.nl/~hanb/documents/quotingguide.html

Below you can find our arguments why bottom-posting is better than top-posting.

Because it is proper Usenet Etiquette. Check out the following URL: http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1855.html . It is a little outdated but still has a lot of valid points. Let us quote something from this site:

If you are sending a reply to a message or a posting be sure you summarize the original at the top of the message, or include just enough text of the original to give a context. This will make sure readers understand when they start to read your response. Since NetNews, especially, is proliferated by distributing the postings from one host to another, it is possible to see a response to a message before seeing the original. Giving context helps everyone. But do not include the entire original!

We use a good news reader like Forte Agent. Good newsreaders like Agent put the signature by default at the end of the post, which is the Usenet convention. Microsoft Outlook Express however has some serious bugs. Let us quote someone we know:

"The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners." -Ernst Jan Plugge
We are programmers ourselves, and we know it is very easy to implement to put a signature at the end of the post instead of putting it directly above the post you are replying to and can not change the position. Forte Agent has as a feature that reply to a post it will remove the signature (recognizable by '-- ', note the extra space) and everything below it, so it will remove a part of the original message. This is good Usenet practice so Agent is not faulty. Outlook Express on the other hand is faulty, check this bugreport regarding the Usenet signature delimiter.

If you want to try Agent, you can get it here.


Top-posting makes posts incomprehensible. Firstly: In normal conversations, one does not answer to something that has not yet been said. So it is unclear to reply to the top, whilst the original message is at the bottom. Secondly: In western society a book is normally read from top to bottom. Top-posting forces one to stray from this convention: Reading some at the top, skipping to the bottom to read the question, and going back to the top to continue. This annoyance increases even more than linear with the number of top-posts in the message. If someone replies to a thread and you forgot what the thread was all about, or that thread was incomplete for some reasons, it will be quite tiresome to rapidly understand what the thread was all about, due to bad posting and irrelevant text which has not been removed.

To prevent hideously long posts with a minimal account of new text, it is good Usenet practice to remove the non-relevant parts and optionally summarize the relevant parts of the original post, with regard to one's reply. Top-posting inevitably leads to long posts, because most top-posters leave the original message intact. All these long posts not only clutter up discussions, but they also clutter up the server space.

Top-posting makes it hard for bottom-posters to reply to the relevant parts: it not possible to answer within the original message. Bottom-posting does not make top-posting any harder.

Some people will argue that quoting looks bad due line wrapping. This can simply be dealt with by dropping Outlook Express as a start, and using only linewidths of 65 - 70 characters. Otherwise one has do it manually, and that can be tiresome.

A reason given by stubborn top-posters: they don't like to scroll to read the new message. We like to disagree here, because we always have to scroll down to see the original message and after that to scroll back up, just to see to what they are replying to. As a result you have to scroll twice as much when reading a top-poster's message. As a counterargument they say (believe us they do): "You can check the previous message in the discussion". This is even more tiresome than scrolling and with the unreliable nature of Usenet (and even email is inevitably unreliable), the previous message in the discussion can be simply unavailable.

Some newsgroups have strict conventions concerning posting in their charter. As an example we can tell you that in most Dutch newsgroups, you will be warned, killfiled or maybe even flamed, if you fail to follow Usenet conventions or if you do not quote according to the quoting guidelines. In general: it is better to practice the guidelines, if one does not want to get flamed in a newsgroup one just subscribed to.

We can conclude that there are no good reasons we know of for top-posting. The most top-posts originate from the minimal work people spend on making posts. We think that one should be proud of one's post, that is it contains relevant content, well-formed sentences and no irrelevant 'bullsh*t', before uploading to your newsserver. If the majority of the group will adhere to this convention, the group will be nicer, tidier and easier to read.
As a final remark we want to bring non-quoting into mind. This means that the original content of an email or Usenet post is completely removed. It makes it very hard for a reader to find out to what and whom one is replying. This phenomenon can be partly attributed to wrong settings of news- and email-clients, and partly to people who want to start with clean replies.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:33 pm

Angus wrote:I hope you wouldn't seriously ruin a good piece of steak just to elicit content for your message board.

quote="Roody_Yogurt"]There, of course, is also the possibility that I only ordered my steak in a way that would draw comments because the person before me ordered fish. Perhaps it was all by design?
I think we've all done a few things for "the content" that we'd rather not confess to.

Well, except for top-posting that is. Cheers, Angus!

by Vitriola » Tue Aug 12, 2003 8:32 pm

NO BITCH, I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED A CHOCOLATE MARTINI. THAT'S A GIRL DRINK, AND IF I WANTED A BUNCH OF GAME GEEKS TO TREAT ME LIKE A MY LITTLE PONY AFTER SOMEONE SLIPPED HER A TROUGH OF QUAALUDES, I MIGHT HAVE ORDERED THAT. I SAID BOILERMAKER, BITCH, AND I DEMAND IT IMMEDIATELY.

by Angus » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:20 pm

I hope you wouldn't seriously ruin a good piece of steak just to elicit content for your message board.
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Roody_Yogurt wrote:There, of course, is also the possibility that I only ordered my steak in a way that would draw comments because the person before me ordered fish. Perhaps it was all by design?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:53 pm

Roody_Yogurt wrote:Actually, I have no idea how I would have ordered my steak if Robb hadn't ordered first, so after hearing the gasps from around the table, I was properly prepared to order mine medium rare.
I was only "funning" witchya in that little skit a few posts up, m'man. You were the only one to have my back.

There, of course, is also the possibility that I only ordered my steak in a way that would draw comments because the person before me ordered fish. Perhaps it was all by design?

Re: medium well steak

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:50 pm

Ruth's Chris Waiter wrote:Whenever someone orders a steak as medium-well or well I know that the chance of my getting a good tip goes down 50%. It usually means someone who is just not used to enjoying a good steak out. I also make sure I bring A1 sauce to the table on my next trip because I'm sure that's the next thing they ask for.
Hmm.

OK, folks! Hope you enjoyed your time here at "JOLT COUNTRY: THE BBS." I have to say that while it was good for a while there, it was ultimately a catastrophic failure for me. I'll be ducking out now, be sure to grab yourself an After Eight mint as you do the same.

Toodles!

medium well steak

by Ruth's Chris Waiter » Tue Aug 12, 2003 6:20 pm

Whenever someone orders a steak as medium-well or well I know that the chance of my getting a good tip goes down 50%. It usually means someone who is just not used to enjoying a good steak out. I also make sure I bring A1 sauce to the table on my next trip because I'm sure that's the next thing they ask for.

by Violet » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:51 pm

I second the motion.

by Lex » Tue Aug 12, 2003 5:17 pm

I'd like to point out that this is your 555th post. Just 111 to go!

:twisted:

I want these emoticons to die, and be replaced with something funny. Like Ben's hairline.

by Roody_Yogurt » Tue Aug 12, 2003 4:13 pm

Actually, I have no idea how I would have ordered my steak if Robb hadn't ordered first, so after hearing the gasps from around the table, I was properly prepared to order mine medium rare.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:15 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Yep, Evil Otto. Evil Ed = the guy with the huge mouth from Evil Dead II. Got the references to two things that I love garbled.
Don't feel bad. I'm simply a much better person than you. If I wasn't, I would have asked you to provide more incorrect Berzerk data and I'm sure you would have said something like:
JQW wrote:I really like Berzerk because of when it says "Get the humanoid, get the rooster" and when it says "Quarter detected in pocket."
Additionally, I should note that I wrote a fair bit of a (completely unreleased in all forms) book based on the Fallacy of Dawn game and introduced a character called "Evil Otto" at the beginning. Someday, if I ever get that thing finished, I'm going to make two additions to it:

1) A scene where someone buys a "Family Pack" of Roofies
2) A sentence where Evil Otto wears a t-shirt that says, "JQW DOESN'T KNOW ME" on the front and "JQW HUMPS COCK" on the back.

As for Donkey Kong, I'm not madly in love with it, so I don't mind not knowing who the chick was. I mean, it's not like that told you her name; you had to read the backstory in the home versions or something. I can see someone being a fucktard for not knowing Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde - but c'mon, cut me a little slack for not knowing Pauline.
Was she supposed to eventually be "The Princess" in the side scroller games?

Furthermore -- two Marios lift Donkey Kong up to the top of the board in Donkey Kong Jr. Surely someone has a theory on what was going on with THAT. It sure wasn't Luigi by his side.

Me? Well done, dammit. I want pink in the bedroom, not on my dinner plate. Jonsey, I have your back on that one.
Yes, but normally I do get them rare... it was just that I got in the habit of not... oh, never mind.

This thread took a turn straight towards Emasculation Avenue, so I think it's best if I bow out around here.

When I saw pink, I mean pinkish meat, not necessarily the so-called singer who calls herself Pink. Though she'd certainly be a better lay than than that doesn't-shave-her-pits bitch Garafolo.
I'd hit them both. WITH A CROWBAR HO HO HO.

by Jethro Q. Walrustitty » Tue Aug 12, 2003 2:02 pm

Yep, Evil Otto. Evil Ed = the guy with the huge mouth from Evil Dead II. Got the references to two things that I love garbled.

As for Donkey Kong, I'm not madly in love with it, so I don't mind not knowing who the chick was. I mean, it's not like that told you her name; you had to read the backstory in the home versions or something. I can see someone being a fucktard for not knowing Inky, Pinky, Blinky, and Clyde - but c'mon, cut me a little slack for not knowing Pauline.

Jonsey: should said that you were channeling "Gandhi 2" from UHF. Though now that I think about it, he got it MR rather than MW.
"Gimme a steak! Medium rare!"

Me? Well done, dammit. I want pink in the bedroom, not on my dinner plate. Jonsey, I have your back on that one.

When I saw pink, I mean pinkish meat, not necessarily the so-called singer who calls herself Pink. Though she'd certainly be a better lay than than that doesn't-shave-her-pits bitch Garafolo.

by Jim Beam » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:34 pm

I decided to upturn the bottle of Jim Beam I somehow wound up with into the place where Beam is usually upturned, i.e. down my throat,
::fingerguns::

by Vitriola » Tue Aug 12, 2003 1:28 pm

Actually, funny you should mention that, because as I was unpacking, in a moment of post-Vegas despair in which chocolate martinis were not automatically put into my hand within 1.2 seconds of me draining my glass, I decided to upturn the bottle of Jim Beam I somehow wound up with into the place where Beam is usually upturned, i.e. down my throat, and, upon noticing that there was no sweet, sweet, disgusting cheap whiskey forthcoming from said bottle down said throat, I decided to have a beer and investigate. Turns out the mummified head of Ben 'Pinback' Parrish had floated to the top of the bottle and lodged itself into the neck of my solace. That's right, he actually crawled into a bottle of whiskey, and is currently being stared at by 2 cats on a shelf with a Sonic stuffed animal and a bong. Cheers.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:19 am

Two other things:

1) The 'medium well' thing pretty much is my personal "gazpacho soup."

2) It's been four days now and not a word from Parrish. He never called anyone regarding breakfast on Saturday, I haven't seen him here, and nothing via e-mail either. Now, I should state that he killfiled me in e-mail before the trip, due to the fact that said some things that now (upon retrospect) I'd... yeah, probably like to take back. But I think we need to prepare for the inevitable:

Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish was killed driving back to his hotel Friday night.*


* I think. Not yet completely verified.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Aug 12, 2003 11:14 am

ICJ's Steak wrote:OW! OW! MotherFUCK! OW! That's HOT!

I mean, <i>really</i>, who goes to --OW!--Ruth's Chris and--OW!--orders a steak medium OW! <i>well</i>??
Well, well, well. Lookee here. Y'all decided to bust up on Jonsey.

I went to school in Hilton, NY for 12 years. Had six years of post-secondary education. Never ONCE did I hear something like, "When you're going to an upscale restaurant, never get your steak medium well."

NEVER. ONCE.

The thing is, I usually get my steak products rare -- which would have trumped you sissies -- it's just that the last couple of times that I have had steak I've been... ah... worried about the "magic" of the establishments that I was eating in. And in this case, by "magic" I mean the trick where the magician bites into an apple and it appears to be a bite filled with quality fruit, and when the mark from the audience bites into the apple it's filled with maggots, tapeworms, roundworms, amoebas and a melted-together and altogether inexplicably-present amalgam of a staple and a nail.

You guys definitely pounced, however, on my moment of weakness.

Waiter: And you, sir?
ICJ: Steak, medium well
Pinback: Nooooooo!!!
Bruce: Aaarrghghhhhhhh!!!!!!
Roody: SWEET CHRIST NO
Vitriola: The old you would have never ordered that!

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