by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Mar 02, 2024 8:54 pm
I cannot thank Flack enough. I know the man has been in pain with back stuff lately. What a fun review of a game that I think we are all glad he played, so we could learn about it and not AHHH go through ourselves. It was a magical time for text games before any sort of standardization took place.
There was a spider that was bouncing around my monitors this last week. It got onto a $18 8BitDo gamepad that I bought for my nephew to use. I do not allow spiders in the house, so I went to kill it but it jumped inside the gamepad, in the area around the trigger buttons.
I sprayed Windex at the area, but it stayed inside.
I went to the sink with it. You know how there are stories of people putting circuit boards in their washing machines to clean them and letting them dry out? I always felt that was horseshit, there is no WAY the water doesn't cause an issue, I don't care if they leave it out for a week. But it works for people who know what they are doing. I tried to get a little stream of water inside the gamepad. The spider did not come out.
8BitDo is using a sort of tiny torx screwdriver to keep the gamepads shut, by the way. They really, really, really, really don't have to do that.
I left it upside down in the bathroom for a few hours, and when I returned, the spider's body was dead on the front of the gamepad. Presumably it got out of where it was at some point and died. I feel awful but Christ I do not want them around. It is unseasonably warm so they are starting to appear out here. I am going to try spraying the window where my computers are with bug spray this year to just give them a reason to not try to get inside. Sorry spider.
This one is for the spiders.
I cannot thank Flack enough. I know the man has been in pain with back stuff lately. What a fun review of a game that I think we are all glad he played, so we could learn about it and not AHHH go through ourselves. It was a magical time for text games before any sort of standardization took place.
There was a spider that was bouncing around my monitors this last week. It got onto a $18 8BitDo gamepad that I bought for my nephew to use. I do not allow spiders in the house, so I went to kill it but it jumped inside the gamepad, in the area around the trigger buttons.
I sprayed Windex at the area, but it stayed inside.
I went to the sink with it. You know how there are stories of people putting circuit boards in their washing machines to clean them and letting them dry out? I always felt that was horseshit, there is no WAY the water doesn't cause an issue, I don't care if they leave it out for a week. But it works for people who know what they are doing. I tried to get a little stream of water inside the gamepad. The spider did not come out.
8BitDo is using a sort of tiny torx screwdriver to keep the gamepads shut, by the way. They really, really, really, really don't have to do that.
I left it upside down in the bathroom for a few hours, and when I returned, the spider's body was dead on the front of the gamepad. Presumably it got out of where it was at some point and died. I feel awful but Christ I do not want them around. It is unseasonably warm so they are starting to appear out here. I am going to try spraying the window where my computers are with bug spray this year to just give them a reason to not try to get inside. Sorry spider.
This one is for the spiders.