Resolutions Lost

by **Lysander** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:48 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's close. Didn't I give you access to the Necrotic Drift development base?

Hmm... don't think so. Logging on, checking... nope! You so stooooopid! YOOOOU SOOOOOO STOOOOOOO-PIIIIIIIID!!!1!1111!1! Remember the good ol' days; "It'll be out by October 15th, 2003!" Ah, hahahaha, it is to laugh. Also: BEST OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! base has not been updated in three and a half months stop update soon in BEST OF~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! base immediately stop failure to do so will constitute a breakage of kneecaps stop

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:32 am

James Bond wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o Finish current game in development by 1/26 (Pending!)
Hey, Robb, how's that game going, you overhyping little shit? Or are you going to pull a Clinton on us and say "But I didn't say of which *year*! Hah-hah! Fool on you!" Whore.

It's close. Didn't I give you access to the Necrotic Drift development base?

And HEY. I haven't overhyped SHIT. I don't even mention it any more, except for these occasional "New Year's Resolution" threads.

The next one of these I do I'm not mentioning until three weeks after it's on the archive. How the FUCK did I become the "guy who is late making his games" guy? HOW did this happen?

God, Christ dammit.

by **James Bond** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 8:39 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:o Finish current game in development by 1/26 (Pending!)

Hey, Robb, how's that game going, you overhyping little shit? Or are you going to pull a Clinton on us and say "But I didn't say of which *year*! Hah-hah! Fool on you!" Whore.

by **Worm** » Fri Jan 23, 2004 5:36 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Someone who puts enormous pictures of Michael Jackson in their signature is hardly in a position to criticize me for having a variety of oddball "smilies" available.

Look, I found that through a fucking German Jackson support forum. I saw that fucking kruat, and I wanted to be him.

by **itgirl** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 8:46 pm

bruce wrote:Jesus. You coulda just, I dunno, asked me. It's not like I'm not right here.

I still blame you for voting in the dead guy over Ashcroft.

by **bruce** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 3:52 pm

itgirl wrote:Hey, I had success! My resolution was to have someone tell me all about their desire to cum all over my face and in my eyes.

Jesus. You coulda just, I dunno, asked me. It's not like I'm not right here.

Bruce

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:35 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Someone who puts enormous pictures of Michael Jackson in their signature is hardly in a position to criticize me for having a variety of oddball "smilies" available.

Bwa-hahahaha!

He's got you there, Worm.

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:09 am

Someone who puts enormous pictures of Michael Jackson in their signature is hardly in a position to criticize me for having a variety of oddball "smilies" available.

by **Worm** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:16 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Don't look at me, Nessman and Chris are the ones who demanded the "fag" smilies.

Way to hop on their cocks, fag.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:10 pm

Favre of the Month wrote:Now that I've created one of the most recent popular threads in this base, I think it's time for some well-earned rest.

I'm gonna go friggin' celebrate with my family and stuff...you know, go somewhere where not many people know I'm the "Favre of the Month" guy.

I guess I'll have to wear sunglasses and a hat.

-Favre of the Month

A well deserved rest! Feel free to pat yourself on the back quite hard. After all, you've got the prescription drugs to soothe it.

by **Favre of the Month** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:01 pm

Now that I've created one of the most recent popular threads in this base, I think it's time for some well-earned rest.

I'm gonna go friggin' celebrate with my family and stuff...you know, go somewhere where not many people know I'm the "Favre of the Month" guy.

I guess I'll have to wear sunglasses and a hat.

-Favre of the Month

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:09 am

Don't look at me, Nessman and Chris are the ones who demanded the "fag" smilies.

by **Worm** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:18 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

Maybe he should just load them up so people can have quick access like down at groucho. Nothing like the brown guy from Chips if words alone cannot express how homosexual you think someone is.

by **itgirl** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:01 pm

Hey, I had success! My resolution was to have someone tell me all about their desire to cum all over my face and in my eyes. Thanks, Jonsey. I am unbelievably turned on right now. You've given me a year's worth of masturbatory fodder.

by **Violet** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:37 am

You're all just bitter because you didn't have such a success on your New Years Resolutions. I'm just happy my nails are getting longer. As for the use of fruition, stick it up your ass.

by **Jethro Q. Walrustitty** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:44 am

I would state that Jonsey's "manifest destiny" will mean the end of all existance should they not come to, as it were, "fruition." (Truly, putting the "fruit" into "fruition.")

I never do "resolutions", but then, I hate "new year's eve" and everything it stands for. I fail to see why we should celebrate one day ending and another beginning. Whoop. Hell, I get more excited about my car rolling over to 100,000 miles (well, the two cars that I kept that long) than I do about the years rolling over to 2000. Yawn.

by **itgirl** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 6:52 am

I would argue that while the phrasing "current success" in reference to ceasing nail-biting is accurate, the term "come to fruition" is not. It is also an ongoing resolution, much like the numbered shirts. It is also still in its nascent stages. Violet cannot say the nail-biting has come to fruition, merely that it is a current success and that it is the first resolution that has been successfully executed.

by **Vitriola** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:01 am

If one decides to resolve a definitive action, like scaling the side of a volcano, put nail-biting in the past, or fuck at least one of their boyfriend's ex-girlfriends, then said action could be said to 'come to fruition' if the implied completion effects have been acheived. Now, if one resolves an indefinite plan, to 'become a better person', 'stop wearing shirts with numbers on them', or 'finish writing my game', then such a thing might be said to not become fruitionited, as it is and will be an ongiong process, completed only when one has passed from this plane of existance and therefore is unable to brag about such things on the 'internet'.

by **January 19** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 7:43 pm

Hi! Violet! Welcome to me, January 19! People don't normally claim their New Year's resolutions have come to "fruition" upon meeting me.

Might wanna wait around for my good friend, August 12!

by **Violet** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:45 pm

My new years resolution was to stop biting my finger nails. It has turned into a current success. They look ok. It's my only resolution that ever came to fruition.

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