Resolutions Lost

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:15 am

Bruce:
1) Assweasel? Fuck you!
2) Thanks for apparently being the only person with any sense of what I was trying to say.

As for everyone else - apparently, inline images appear to be the "New Comedy for 2004" around here.

Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 10:21 am

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

... I can't.

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:07 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

.... Ya lost me.

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 1:17 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:As for everyone else - apparently, inline images appear to be the "New Comedy for 2004" around here.

Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

Did you also know that sitting around, not writing a damn thing unless it's to snipe someone else's post isn't the be-all, end-all of comedic talent? Is there something inherently wrong about images that is more wrong than, say, spending all your online time insulting other people?

Quick hint - you can write a message without basing it around an <strike>amusing</strike> shitheel statement or put-down.

itgirl · Post by **itgirl** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:41 am

That picture looked a little too much like me last year.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:00 am

I start conversations over at my place, I finish 'em here. What part don't you understand?

Oh, and last time I checked, I was writing something other than an insult, mainly I was pontificating on the goodness (or lack thereof) of Key lime pie. I respond to what I find worth responding to, and I make no pretense of every message being a comedic gem. I'm keeping it RAH-HEEL. Last time I checked, this isn't "Make Me Laugh."

(I'll trust anyone unfamiliar with the show can Google it themself.)

Jack Straw · Post by **Jack Straw** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 11:27 am

Oh yeah.. Hooters key lime pie is yellow, and "yummy".

ALSO: their hot wings are 911, not 3 mile island. and they're not all that hot.

CONTINUE

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 5:45 pm

My new years resolution was to stop biting my finger nails. It has turned into a current success. They look ok. It's my only resolution that ever came to fruition.

January 19 · Post by **January 19** » Mon Jan 19, 2004 7:43 pm

Hi! Violet! Welcome to me, January 19! People don't normally claim their New Year's resolutions have come to "fruition" upon meeting me.

Might wanna wait around for my good friend, August 12!

Vitriola · Post by **Vitriola** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:01 am

If one decides to resolve a definitive action, like scaling the side of a volcano, put nail-biting in the past, or fuck at least one of their boyfriend's ex-girlfriends, then said action could be said to 'come to fruition' if the implied completion effects have been acheived. Now, if one resolves an indefinite plan, to 'become a better person', 'stop wearing shirts with numbers on them', or 'finish writing my game', then such a thing might be said to not become fruitionited, as it is and will be an ongiong process, completed only when one has passed from this plane of existance and therefore is unable to brag about such things on the 'internet'.

itgirl · Post by **itgirl** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 6:52 am

I would argue that while the phrasing "current success" in reference to ceasing nail-biting is accurate, the term "come to fruition" is not. It is also an ongoing resolution, much like the numbered shirts. It is also still in its nascent stages. Violet cannot say the nail-biting has come to fruition, merely that it is a current success and that it is the first resolution that has been successfully executed.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Tue Jan 20, 2004 8:44 am

I would state that Jonsey's "manifest destiny" will mean the end of all existance should they not come to, as it were, "fruition." (Truly, putting the "fruit" into "fruition.")

I never do "resolutions", but then, I hate "new year's eve" and everything it stands for. I fail to see why we should celebrate one day ending and another beginning. Whoop. Hell, I get more excited about my car rolling over to 100,000 miles (well, the two cars that I kept that long) than I do about the years rolling over to 2000. Yawn.

Violet · Post by **Violet** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 10:37 am

You're all just bitter because you didn't have such a success on your New Years Resolutions. I'm just happy my nails are getting longer. As for the use of fruition, stick it up your ass.

itgirl · Post by **itgirl** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:01 pm

Hey, I had success! My resolution was to have someone tell me all about their desire to cum all over my face and in my eyes. Thanks, Jonsey. I am unbelievably turned on right now. You've given me a year's worth of masturbatory fodder.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jan 20, 2004 12:18 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Quick hint, people - you can write a message without searching Google for an "amusing" image or link.

Maybe he should just load them up so people can have quick access like down at groucho. Nothing like the brown guy from Chips if words alone cannot express how homosexual you think someone is.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Wed Jan 21, 2004 9:09 am

Don't look at me, Nessman and Chris are the ones who demanded the "fag" smilies.

Favre of the Month · Post by **Favre of the Month** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:01 pm

Now that I've created one of the most recent popular threads in this base, I think it's time for some well-earned rest.

I'm gonna go friggin' celebrate with my family and stuff...you know, go somewhere where not many people know I'm the "Favre of the Month" guy.

I guess I'll have to wear sunglasses and a hat.

-Favre of the Month

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 2:10 pm

Favre of the Month wrote:Now that I've created one of the most recent popular threads in this base, I think it's time for some well-earned rest.

I'm gonna go friggin' celebrate with my family and stuff...you know, go somewhere where not many people know I'm the "Favre of the Month" guy.

I guess I'll have to wear sunglasses and a hat.

-Favre of the Month

A well deserved rest! Feel free to pat yourself on the back quite hard. After all, you've got the prescription drugs to soothe it.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Jan 21, 2004 5:16 pm

Jethro Q. Walrustitty wrote:Don't look at me, Nessman and Chris are the ones who demanded the "fag" smilies.

Way to hop on their cocks, fag.

Jethro Q. Walrustitty · Thu Jan 22, 2004 9:09 am

Someone who puts enormous pictures of Michael Jackson in their signature is hardly in a position to criticize me for having a variety of oddball "smilies" available.