by Vitriola » Wed Sep 22, 2004 2:57 pm
Not only was I glad I had very dark shades on the 25 mile home drive after they gave me Teh Pupil Dilation Drops at the eye doctors', but, since it made my eyesight even more blurry than usual, I had to piggyback the normal glasses over the shades.
I then tried to read my email, but the white OE background looked like a Near Death Experience like that one time I was drunk and high and then someone set off a stink bomb at this industrial show once and I thought I saw Jesus, so Jolt Country is the only thing I can really look at right now without squinting. No pressure, but this website is THE ONLY THING I will be reading in the near future. No pressure. Just be damn funny.
Not only was I glad I had very dark shades on the 25 mile home drive after they gave me Teh Pupil Dilation Drops at the eye doctors', but, since it made my eyesight even more blurry than usual, I had to piggyback the normal glasses over the shades.
I then tried to read my email, but the white OE background looked like a Near Death Experience like that one time I was drunk and high and then someone set off a stink bomb at this industrial show once and I thought I saw Jesus, so Jolt Country is the only thing I can really look at right now without squinting. No pressure, but this website is THE ONLY THING I will be reading in the near future. No pressure. Just be damn funny.