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I'm blind

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Not only was I glad I had very dark shades on the 25 mile home drive after they gave me Teh Pupil Dilation Drops at the eye doctors', but, since it made my eyesight even more blurry than usual, I had to piggyback the normal glasses over the shades.

I then tried to read my email, but the white OE background looked like a Near Death Experience like that one time I was drunk and high and then someone set off a stink bomb at this industrial show once and I thought I saw Jesus, so Jolt Country is the only thing I can really look at right now without squinting. No pressure, but this website is THE ONLY THING I will be reading in the near future. No pressure. Just be damn funny.

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Someone get KNuckles in here. I heard on Jolt Country you can only be as funny as ICJ thinks you are.
Good point Bobby!

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Vitriola wrote:Not only was I glad I had very dark shades on the 25 mile home drive after they gave me Teh Pupil Dilation Drops at the eye doctors', but, since it made my eyesight even more blurry than usual, I had to piggyback the normal glasses over the shades.
Hot!

I then tried to read my email, but the white OE background looked like a Near Death Experience like that one time I was drunk and high and then someone set off a stink bomb at this industrial show once and I thought I saw Jesus, so Jolt Country is the only thing I can really look at right now without squinting. No pressure, but this website is THE ONLY THING I will be reading in the near future. No pressure. Just be damn funny.
Hey, you know what else has white text on a black background? Thasssssssssssssss right.
the dark and gritty...Ice Cream Jonsey!

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Worm wrote:Someone get KNuckles in here. I heard on Jolt Country you can only be as funny as ICJ thinks you are.
Seriously, this isn't a batltle you're well-equipped to win. He's fucking HILARIOUS. And don't get me wrong, you've been hilarious as well. But we're in the "golden age" of KNuckles the CLown and you have to hold on to these moments and cherish them for all it's worth.

Trying to help that flailing mope steal music is also one of the highlights of my week. I'll try to get him on AIM so you can fully digest his comedic stylings 24/7.
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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Hey, you know what else has white text on a black background? Thasssssssssssssss right.
Actually, the game itself is rather dark; I guess this would be a good time to actually play it.

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Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
Worm wrote:Someone get KNuckles in here. I heard on Jolt Country you can only be as funny as ICJ thinks you are.
Seriously, this isn't a batltle you're well-equipped to win. He's fucking HILARIOUS. And don't get me wrong, you've been hilarious as well. But we're in the "golden age" of KNuckles the CLown and you have to hold on to these moments and cherish them for all it's worth.
Like a needle in the dick.
Trying to help that flailing mope steal music is also one of the highlights of my week. I'll try to get him on AIM so you can fully digest his comedic stylings 24/7.
I'm not normally a linker but this is funny.
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Now I think KNuck is less funny than that picture. Once he get's funnier, I'll care.
Good point Bobby!

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Vitriola wrote:I'm blind
Stop yo bitchin', Dayna.

Like... seriously.
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Riposte!

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