[BDTH] First Official BDTH Competition.

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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Nov 04, 2002 8:36 pm

Why don't you finish writing your game as I finish writing mine and then, with both our games done, we can engage in a MARVEL TEAM-UP?

PS I get to be Spidey, you get to be Rocket Racer

PPS Fag

by Ben » Mon Nov 04, 2002 8:26 pm

So, how are you all coming on this?

by loafergirl » Fri Aug 23, 2002 12:49 pm

Lex wrote:Where are your titties?
perching contentedly on my chest viewing my moniter, plotting to destroy you.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 23, 2002 12:02 pm

loafergirl wrote:Where's GITM?
It's still in development. I'll send you a couple of screenshots when I get my work finished at work today (Fridays are a big "accomplish the stuff I didn't do the previous four days" day for me.). I could probably have it finished if I locked myself away from civilization for three days and just worked at it. My brother is in NY until Sunday, and is leaving again on Wednesday for another NY trip, so perhaps I'll do just that.

by Lex » Fri Aug 23, 2002 4:29 am

Where are your titties?

by loafergirl » Thu Aug 22, 2002 11:25 pm

Where's GITM?

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Aug 22, 2002 1:28 pm

Well, I don't like to overwhelm people.

by Ben » Thu Aug 22, 2002 12:38 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I mean, what kind of jerk says, when a game has been released, "Hey, I'll help add that ending."? Of course people are waiting for me to get my butt in gear! Of course they are!
Whoa, man! Hey, relax. Take your time.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Jun 26, 2002 11:08 am

I've, well, got a story to tell and at the end of it you can't help but come to the conclusion that I am a jackass.

A few years ago I had the bright idea to send a message to Annoyotron's and Burning Down The House's Ben Parrish regarding how cool it would be if we put the entire "Pinback's Web Central" (the original one, mind you) in Inform so that people could read it on their Palm Pilots and whatnot. PWC was a fantastic site that also featured some great commentary from Larry "Clash" Trask and that one woman there. I think her name was Elizabeth. Many of Ben's "Introductions" still crack me up to this day, and that's after having read them dozens of times.

Anyway, after telling Ben I would do that (place the website into a sort of CYOA Inform menu) I started it, got side-tracked, and eventually lost all the files on my HD during the crash of 2001.

So, like a jackass (as previously noted) I piped up and said I'd help him get BDTH complete as well. I have done exactly two objects on this. I feel terrible. Terrible for betraying his trust, the trust of his players, and the HUGO trust that bonds us authors as something more than brothers, but something quite less you understand than inceteous brothers.

I mean, what kind of jerk says, when a game has been released, "Hey, I'll help add that ending."? Of course people are waiting for me to get my butt in gear! Of course they are!

In my defense I might offer up some mealy-mouthed comment like how I have been working on a new graphical IF game that I think people would like and how that, simultaneously, I have been trying to get a very, very short Hugo game ready for the fall comp because I am dead set against the, in my opinion, best computer language ever written not being represented in an appropriate comp. But that defense is quickly terminated because there's been MORE than enough time to help my friend out and still go so slowly on those other games.

I am a worm of the lowest order. I mean that. Ben was going to write all the text for this thing and I just had to give him a helpful nudge with laying down the objects. Instead, I gave him a nudge off a very tall building, and I am wracked with shame.

Though BDTH is a game about blowing up a house, *I* deserve to be blown up much more.

(And with that being said, I coded up another object out of guilt before hitting "send." Hey, progress!!!!)

by BDTH Competition Director » Wed Jun 26, 2002 9:29 am

YOU HAVE ALL FAILED TO EMPTY THE TOILET!

The prizes from the First Annual BDTH Competition will be distributed to homeless shelters and orphanages.

BDTH

by Kent » Sun May 26, 2002 10:24 pm

Damn there's some funny stuff in there. Mainly, for game writers, of the "we laugh 'cause it's true" variety.

--Kent

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 17, 2002 11:34 am

Yeah, I probably could have phrased that a little better.

The "real games" thing, I mean.

(Oh, and by the way I did not fall asleep for even a moment last night. I finally just rolled into work and will now post on bulletin boards until I can safely scurry out. I should probably go Cloning it, except that the only person in Longmont who would go is my brother, and he abhors going to see movies. )

Maybe I can't care about IF in a good, productive, creative way, but you can be damn sure I can care about it in an angry, violent, vengeful way.
This is one of those "universal truths" you learn about in AP English when you are a senior in high school. I think that should be noted.

by Lex » Fri May 17, 2002 4:04 am

both for IF and for real games
FUCK YOU, PUSSYLESS PUSSY![/color][/size]

by Ben » Fri May 17, 2002 1:22 am

Also, add these fuckers to this list:

Review by R. Serena Wakefield (12 Jul 2000)
*
Billed as "The Most Annoying Game of All Time," but it doesn't even come close. The joke is obvious by the second move of the game, but takes around 350 more moves to play out and isn't that funny. There isn't even a real punchline. Not so much annoying as pointless.

---

Review by Carl Muckenhoupt (14 Mar 2001)
*
Same basic idea as Annoyotron, shorter hallway, slightly different punchline.

---

I'm making a list. I'm checking it twice. Maybe I can't care about IF in a good, productive, creative way, but you can be damn sure I can care about it in an angry, violent, vengeful way.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri May 17, 2002 12:30 am

I have a story for you. Gather round.

It seems that a substance has been recently banned in the NFL. Ephedra it is called, I believe. Funnily enough, it happens to be in the Ripped Fuel tablets I've been consuming, so that I can run around a softball infield without becoming short of breath. It's banned because it'll kill you, essentially. I'd need to do a bit of research to be sure, but the active ingredient there is like a giant amphetamine.

Your ass is probably in the know regarding the fact that softball games occur in the evening: 7:00pm for ours. I took one of these... "Ripped Fuel" pills at 5:00pm. Now, don't get me wrong, After a month you should be taking six a day. But not wanting my heart to leap out of my chest, grab my bag of "Dungoneer" dice, and start whipping them at me for having nerdish pursuits, I only take one and no more than five a week.

But still. An amphetamine is an amphetamine. I'll be up until 5:00am in the morning due to the 12 hour kick they give me.

Is it worth it? I went 4-5 with at least two RBIs and two runs scored. We won in the bottom of the 7th inning (the last one) 24-23. I went from batting .250 to .462. Oh yes, it was worth it. Oh yes indeed.

But back to my point: for Christ's sake, you fucking SHOULD care. I mean, I understand that you don't. And let's be honest -- AF209 is a nice little snapshot. The first Annoyotron is the classic case of what games should not be. But by the time Aggravatron: A2 rolled around, your hatred had consumed you in a way that I don't think was necessarily beneficial. You hated us all. I mean, Clash mostly, but all of us as well. (Not just the people who post here, but more, the people who don't. But us too.)

But!!!! "Burning Down the House".... ah, BDTH. There are a number of programmers out there, both for IF and for real games who could not come up with some of the quality lines in that thing if given ten years and a copy of "Bartlet's Familiar Quality Lines." Your hatred is now much more productive. You've mastered the Zork 1-like flicking off of the player along with putting the pieces together of a nice puzzle as well.

I'll get your additional stuff plopped into this game and we'll get it in tip-top shape. Much like how Mike Sousa was able to light a fire under me and get me productive last year, well, so shall I with BDTH. And it will be magnificent.

And then, after the game gets an accolade or two -- then you can begin your systematic termination of all that have unwittingly sequeled you. And it shall be most heinous.


Also: Baf's guide has you listed as "anonymous" for all your games, so I'm guessing that nobody knew there was a real guy out there who is responsible for the "Annoyotron" lineage.

by Ben » Thu May 16, 2002 10:11 pm

Thanks, man.

I wish I cared more. I don't mean that flippantly either. I desperately wish I cared more. I wish I could learn to dedicate myself to it. To anything.

Oh, the horror. The horror. Skimming along the edges of life, enjoying the scenery but never venturing in.

Aw, crap, I'm posting drunk again, aren't I? I wish I would stop doing that. The mornings after are so embarassing.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu May 16, 2002 12:52 pm

And here's something else for you -- I'm reading through your source code this week in an attempt to add some stuff for you and... THIS IS REALLY GOOD. Jesus, man. This would be your best game ever. Let me put that another way: this would be a game that anyone would be proud to write. True, the hatred you have for everyone who plays it could be decreased by may a smidgen, but there's lots and lots of good stuff here.

Who is giving you advice like, "stop writing your quality game"? Punch that mofo in the gob and piss on their prone, battered body, because they ain't helping you at all.

by Ben » Thu May 16, 2002 12:40 pm

Son.

Of.

A.




Fuck.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu May 16, 2002 11:17 am

That'd be a "negative."

I have the source code in one window and the game in another and I can't flush the goddamn toilet.

By the way, someone made an "Annoyotron III."

http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1823

Why do I get the feeling that a murderous rampage is on the horizon for you? Because I get that feeling.

"You look terrible." --bitch
"Yeah, well... you shoulda seen me yesterday." -- mike mcd

by Ben » Thu May 16, 2002 11:02 am

Wow, excellent!

But more importantly... HAVE YOU EMPTIED THE TO1LET YET!!!!???

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