I lost my Masterpieces CD :(

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:46 pm

I know that because you are spinning around faster at the north pole time goes faster than what the rest of us see, but I think I was pretty clear in saying that it takes me forever to get anything done.

I have a queue. A queue of doing things. Let's just get it all out on the table. I haven't even played through Merk's game yet (and I regret that terrible) because a month is not long enough to go through said queue in a decent manner.

Do I HATE that about myself? Absolutely! I hate that about myself. I've seen people who say they are "busy." They make me sick. They sicken me. I'm drunk right now. They -- and the half-bottle of wine I am in the process of consuming -- make me sick.

But I think I get things done. Merk will get (again, let's be honest) a 9 or a 10 from me, my brother will get his copy of NBA Shit 2006 and Lysander will get his games.

It just takes a while for those things to happen.

by **Lysander** » Sat Nov 12, 2005 9:11 pm

So, yeah, I'm still waiting over here. I know that asking Robb to get anything done in a timely manner is like asking Anne Coulter not to be such a complete dumbass, but y'know, I'm trying! And that's what's important.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:56 pm

Yup Comedy Gold and I don't have to hopped up on goofballs to do it!!

by **pinback** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:44 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Pindick

HAHAH! That's awesome. Did you guys see what he did there?

by **Lysander** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:15 am

Hey Robb, how's that wareZ going?

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:25 am

pinback wrote:Also he wants to fight you.

Stay out of this Pindick. I don't remember the thread revolving around living in Del Boca Vista retirement community with a flock of cats like some 90 year old woman.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:19 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Yeah, but I retired that one, which is why I am mousing around the issue. I'd also like him to drink something, but I can't talk about that, either.

I have no idea what the above means.

I don't want your "neon" and I didn't tell you to go fuck yourself when you offered to give it to me.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:58 pm

Yeah, but I retired that one, which is why I am mousing around the issue. I'd also like him to drink something, but I can't talk about that, either.

by **pinback** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:56 pm

Also he wants to fight you.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:54 pm

Did you just call me "Yuppy Wheels"? YUPPY WHEELS?

...

... The fuck does that even mean?

And I want you to know something. I want you to know something and to dwell on it as you drift off into a loveless sleep, a shallow and fitful slumber, a knot of unpeace, this sad clown's only release... I want you to know something now and think about it every free moment you get.

I offered you a car for free.

But instead, you told me to go fuck myself and now I am one of like 10 people in the country with a stand-up Xenophobe in their living rooms. Hey, now that I think about it, that game has rollers to get it around! More wheels you don't have access to! My offer still stands - come get it and maybe you can drive it to work and back! Haw haw haw!

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:28 pm

yet somehow I get to the post office more than once a century yuppy wheels

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:57 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:lazy fucks, none of you like leaving the house, it's not the post office. If they ever let one of you work from home you could pretty much toss your cars or in Lyanders case, his rascal, sled dogg or snomoile off the nearest cliff.

Have you managed to save up any more money for a vehicle? You're the only person I know whose savings account goes down on a month to month basis. On the other side of a Black Hole you'd have your new wheels by now.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:56 am

Lysander wrote:Not meaning to cut into your hilarious pathos there, but wouldn't it be easier to just zip the dat files and IM/email/link in THE SECRET DOWNLOAD BASE for me?

Yeah, this might work best seeing how I forgot to bring the disc into work today. Pleasant tomorrows!

by CO » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:25 am

Damn, that was me. I guess I'm so lazy that I can't even bother to write two letters in the username.

by **Guest** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 9:23 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:lazy fucks, none of you like leaving the house, it's not the post office. If they ever let one of you work from home you could pretty much toss your cars or in Lyanders case, his rascal, sled dogg or snomoile off the nearest cliff.

You hit the nail right on the head there KtC. I work from home and don't even leave the house for days, especially in the winter. Any day without cleaning fucking snow off my car is a good one.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:21 am

lazy fucks, none of you like leaving the house, it's not the post office. If they ever let one of you work from home you could pretty much toss your cars or in Lyanders case, his rascal, sled dogg or snomoile off the nearest cliff.

by **AArdvark** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:21 am

Besides the fact that there's already an inch of snow on the ground so now my chances of veering offroad in my sojourn from the dorm to the bus stop and ending up in the middle of a naked mansex orgie take a belated increase.

Sort of a very cold, deliverance twist to it. This makes me afraid to think about what the people do in the long cold winters there.

wouldn't it be easier to just zip the dat files and IM/email/link in THE SECRET DOWNLOAD BASE for me?

Yeah! and he could put the saxophone solo mp3 there as well!
What a great idea.

THE
LIGHT BULB
AARDVARK

by **Lysander** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:25 am

Oh, but if you do decide to mail it anyway, I think you'll want ot know my changed address. Just send me a change of address form and... hah hah! That was another one of those clever "in-jokes"!

by **Lysander** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:23 am

And what's wrong with UAA?

Besides the fact that there's already an inch of snow on the ground so now my chances of veering offroad in my sojourn from the dorm to the bus stop and ending up in the middle of a naked mansex orgie take a belated increase.

by **Lysander** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:21 am

cliche user wrote:It's on the coffe table right in front of you..what are you, blind?

It's spelled coffee.

That mistype was right in front of you... what are you, blind

I lost my Masterpieces CD :(

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