Are there any modern-day Elite clones?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:47 pm

Here's what bugs me about Mysterio. As a fan of the character, he should be one of the gay-ass "Action Toys" I have on my CD shelf, next to Deadpool, Sinestro and "Show Me Your Horns" Doctor Strange.

But there's this:

You can CLEARLY (in the real thing) see his face in this thing. What the fuck! Aside from the character hiding his face behind that dome for 40 years his name is MYSTERIO. I don't think there was much more Stan Lee could do to imply that just maybe his identity was a MYSTERY.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 3:16 pm

Fuck no.

I'm referring to Kevin Smith Daredevil.

Watch out for Mysterio.

by **Lysander** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 2:55 pm

I hope you don't mean movie Daredevil.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Thu Dec 15, 2005 6:38 am

Lysander = Matt Murdock? Oh, right.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 10:47 pm

You should know that he can't play it, because Lysander is blind LOL!!.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:25 pm

Try the remake, using the Vega Strike engine? http://wcuniverse.sourceforge.net/

by **Lysander** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 8:24 pm

Because I can't play it. Therefore it sucks. If it's a Wing Commander game and i'm unable to play it, it is unable to play me.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:40 pm

Why, because you don't get to have sex with Jeanette Devereux? Reasons, please.

by **Lysander** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:37 pm

Because it's a terible, worthless and shitty game.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:36 pm

Why not?

Not a defense.

Seriously, why not?

by **WCLysander** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:35 pm

No. Haahahaahahahahahahahaha. Also, no.

by **MasterGrazzt** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 7:32 pm

Does Privateer count?

by **Worm** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 6:51 pm

Marska wrote:Eve-Online (http://www.eve-online.com/) is more less faithful to the Elite genre.

A massive online space trading/quest sort of game which is pretty freakin cool once you get past the endless asteroid mining and dinky starter ships...

A fucking quest. In the fine Jolt Country speaks this heresy? I'd add my two cents but Marska's lack of double checking did it for me!

which is pretty freakin cool once you get past the endless asteroid mining

I didn't make it through the intro, it's possibly the most time consuming MMO game from the get go. At least EQ let you get to level thirty before wasting your time.

by **Marska** » Wed Dec 14, 2005 3:17 pm

Eve-Online (http://www.eve-online.com/) is more less faithful to the Elite genre.

A massive online space trading/quest sort of game which is pretty freakin cool once you get past the endless asteroid mining and dinky starter ships...

by **Lysander** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 4:31 pm

I am not podcasting Jolt Country. I deny these accusations that are nothing more than a viscious smear campaign on my character. Also, if you could actually get a TTS program to say "Amy Smart" in a lecherous voice, I would be greatly amused.

by **Worm** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 11:56 am

What is elite?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:27 am

Are you PODCASTING Jolt Country, Lysander?!?!?!

And it looks like the Internet is telling me just to play Elite. I don't want to just play Elite. Though it is free and released to the public and easy to obtain.

by **Vitriola** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 1:19 am

I didn't think you actually *read* anything. Ever capture the text to speech output and make am mp3 of JC to listen to during the day? Like, replay the GTA thread in between classes? Or just make it say "Amy Smart' in a leering voice over and over again?

by **Lysander** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:44 pm

Even <I>I</I> didn't read all that, man.

by **AArdvark** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 9:24 pm

It takes many many beers for stuff like that to happen. be proud of it.

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I NEED SPELL CHECK
FUCK, I NEED FINGER CHECK
AARDVARK

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