Holy crap.

by **Tdarcos** » Sat Sep 27, 2014 10:01 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:What are the Burger Wars? How can I fight?

According to Pinhead, you go to a Jack in the Box, eat one of their burgers, wait a few minutes for the reflex to kick in, then see how far you can projectile vomit the contents of your stomach. One who pukes the farthest wins the war.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:28 pm

What are the Burger Wars? How can I fight?

by **RetroR** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 7:56 pm

The realization that Sim City 4000 is over ten years old has shocked me to my core.

by **RealNC** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:51 pm

HOLY MOTHER OF DEADRAISERS

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:37 am

Couple of updates on this:

1. This incident resolved itself when I was taking a trip up to NoCal/So-Ore to visit my dad over Thanksgiving of 2002. I bowed out for the bulk of that trip to go down and visit Clash and bury the hatchet. I got back to my dad's place with just enough time to say, cool, good to see ya, bye. And a couple months later, he was killfiled by the Lord.

2. Clash found this thread when we were trying to agree on where the phrase "hard to get happy after that one" originated.

3. I think it's finally time to complete: BURGER WARS 2!!!!

4. I am now familiar with the song "London Calling". I still don't care that it was used in a Jaguar commercial.

by **ChainGangGuy** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:46 am

Hey, now that Clash is essentially "out of the loop," what's to become of CLASH DAY 2003? Hm?

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by **Worm** » Wed Nov 20, 2002 4:21 pm

I must assume you are all wasted because you are using this asinine killfile term.

by **bruce** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 8:08 pm

Ben wrote:Woooeee! I LOVES me some Jesus!!

Except he killfiled me.

FUCK YOU, JESUS.

Dude, that wasn't Jesus.

Brandon Van Every wrote: FUCK YOU! YOU'RE IN MY KILLFILE! NEXT!

Bruce

by **Ben** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 7:04 pm

Woooeee! I LOVES me some Jesus!!

Except he killfiled me.

FUCK YOU, JESUS.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 6:47 pm

That's true. If he was drunk enough to disown you, he's probably still not sober from that binge yet.

But hey... wait... what's this about religion now? Surely you're a correct God-fearing Christian, aren't you, Benjamin? Benjamin was in the Bible, you know.

by **Ensign Worm** » Tue Nov 19, 2002 6:40 pm

I still think for real life a person cutting off all forms of communication for one thing is a bit much. If he was drunk just give him awhile. He will come around I think. I mean how can someone use the term killfile ... or killfill (Forget what it is) and be serious?

by **Ben** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 11:17 pm

Well, our emails to each other were pretty much identical to our RL discussions, and I probably would have said similar things straight to his face. I don't apologize for my views on matters such as these.

I just figure if I can get along with a guy with whom I hate his goddamn RELIGION, because we still both like roller coasters and have a good sense of humor, that maybe I can have a goddamn PHILOSOPHICAL disagreement with Clash, and he won't bail on me after ten years.

It's not even a disagreement, is the thing. I don't disagree with HIS viewpoint, I respect it and in many ways admire it. So it wasn't even like an argument. But he held such (drunken) DISRESPECT for my own viewpoint, that he couldn't bear to be seen with me ever again.

You know what, Clash... Go fuck yourself.

This is UNBELIEVABLE.

I'm still, deep in my heart, expecting to get an email going, "Whoa, I dunno what the fuck I was saying. Sorry, bro, we're boys again, right?" But none has been forthcoming thusfar. I can only draw one of three conclusions:

1. Pools of blood.
2. Large bears.
3. Medium-large bears.

by **Ensign Worm** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 10:12 pm

I think such a cutthroat attitude on the fucking internet is nonsense. I could understand if I consoled in my best friend face to face and all I could get from him was his like for Pie and Cows ... but the fucking internet? People take the internet all to seriously. It is basically make believe and people get to hard ass about it. Like back in UO how you'd get threatened with death for taking a guy's fucking dagger of vanquishing. Or how saying I think Power Puff Girls is a dumb as shit fucking show can get you perma-banned from any pop-princess-nifty-punk-rock IRC room you enter.

by **Sgt. Pinback** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 8:49 pm

I do not like the men on this spaceship.

They are uncouth, and fail to appreciate my better qualities.

by **gsdgsd** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 8:47 pm

bruce wrote: And a hooker every now and then would be nice.

If hookers get thrown into the equation, I'll be your friend, too. I like blondes. Or redheads. Either one is cool, PAL.

by **bruce** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 7:52 pm

Dishbringer wrote: You could be the first person to have sex with a hooker on a mainframe computer.

I doubt it.

But wouldn't it be great to see the faces of the guys back in Poughkeepsie when they get the IS back....

"Hey, what's this sticky stuff on the....oh....ew."

Bruce

by **Dishbringer** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:54 pm

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It's OK, Ben. I'll still be your friend, as long as you keep supplying the booze.

And a hooker every now and then would be nice.

Bruce

You could be the first person to have sex with a hooker on a mainframe computer.

Or more likely, you'd be the first person who has used a mainframe computer and later gone on to have sex.

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by **bruce** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 6:35 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: I H8 U!!!

It's OK, Ben. I'll still be your friend, as long as you keep supplying the booze.

And a hooker every now and then would be nice.

Bruce

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Nov 18, 2002 3:48 pm

It's over when I SAY it's over.

You know what? I don't want to talk to a guy who doesn't see why this is such a big deal. Never speak to me again. I hate you. I HATE YOU!!!

I H8 U!!!

Holy crap.

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