Worst Thing Since Hitler

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu May 08, 2014 9:24 pm

Tdarcos, you have the wit of a poet.

I think that RetroRomper was talking about douchebag people that are also vegetarians though!

by **Tdarcos** » Thu May 08, 2014 9:34 am

RetroR wrote:Point by point:

1. Since moving to the Bay Area, veggie douches have become a thing,

Veggie Douches? My sister told me - and I've read it other places - that vaginas are normally self-cleaning and don't really need to be douched, if a woman smells a wash cloth with soap and water works fine.

In fact, douching can cause the bacteria balance in a vagina to go out of whack, causing yeast infections.

by **RetroR** » Wed May 07, 2014 12:36 pm

Point by point:

1. Since moving to the Bay Area, veggie douches have become a thing, to the point where they have faded into the background (everything is organic, every restaurant has a vegan / veggie / gluten free option & no one knows how to cook). Hanging out at the dog park has illustrated this point more than once, as I've seen people feed their pets from food labeled "ANIMAL & GLUTEN FREE DOG TREATS."

Fuck these people.

2. ICJ never responded about an online dump of the original JC BBS posts. Are they out there somewhere?

3. Nessman, just by your three or four scattered postings about your co-workers and the situation in general, many people have been amused. Thank you.

4. Do I remember Tdarcos eating dog food or just eating dog? Wasn't this in one of his cooking videos?

Retro

by **RealNC** » Mon Apr 28, 2014 11:35 pm

This thread puts Hitler in a bad light. I protest on behalf of white people.

by **Tdarcos** » Sun Apr 27, 2014 7:27 pm

pinbacker wrote:There was a little dog-adoption thing set up outside the Whole Foods last weekend. Very little, as in, they only had one little pen, and were trying to adopt out just two little dogs.

That may be as bad as, say, Goering, but here's what really Hitler-sized that happy meal:

The sign on the pen was "VEGGIE DOGS FOR ADOPTION -- MUST REMAIN VEGGIE!"

I suspect this might not be a good idea if you do not do it correctly. My sister does something to keep the weight down on her dogs, by loading them up with broccoli. But some things will give dogs cancer, and I'm not kidding. A golden retriever "Nugget" belonging to one of her neighbors, had to be put down because it had incurable cancer, and the reason for it was its owner didn't know, and fed it food that had wheat and/or gluten-containing products.

Human beings are omnivores, we can eat vegetables or meat because our systems are designed to handle it. Dogs are primarily carnivores and their digestive systems are not designed to handle grains, for example, and are designed to handle meat and meat by products.

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Don't be telling me salad is food. Salad is what food eats!

by **nessman** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:59 pm

As for the little bitch who put me thru the wringer with that employer. Best to let sleeping dogs lie. Karma will take care of him - if it hasn't already. Can't find much info on him online.

by **nessman** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:54 pm

Facebook is fine for staying in touch with old friends - but everyone is too easily offended these days. It's nice to have an alternative outlet to spew vitriol once in a while.

Hey RobB - didn't you once upon a time port all of the original JC BBS posts somewhere - or made it available via telnet? Thought it'd be fun to go back 20 years.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 8:26 pm

Nessman is great, and I hope that he stays with us and makes this a better place than it otherwise would be.

Our group project ought to be getting some revenge on the piece of shit that went crying to his boss years ago.

by **Flack** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 7:55 pm

Nowadays if you want to post something really private you have to log in to one of our telnet BBSes, where you can say anything you want and no one will ever, ever see it (until Tdarcos cuts and re-pastes it here the following day).

by **nessman** » Wed Apr 23, 2014 2:15 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:
AArdvark wrote:We're forgoing that issue for the moment.
Is your boss a doggie-vegetarian? Is that what this was?

Did I ever tell you guys what the old JC poster Nessman did? He went back and edited all his posts, because he almost exclusively posted horrible things on the Internet he didn't want anyone with any power over him to read. He also played the Devil's Advocate more than not, so a lot of that stuff wasn't indicative of his true feelings.

That's more or less the history of edited posted on this BBS.

This is entirely true. Also the sysop of said BBS had to lock it own big time as his wife was also a co-worker of mine - lest it get out her husband ran said hive of scum and villanry.

Ah such fun days. All because some fucktwat wanted my job.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Jan 05, 2008 1:38 am

AArdvark wrote:We're forgoing that issue for the moment.

Is your boss a doggie-vegetarian? Is that what this was?

Did I ever tell you guys what the old JC poster Nessman did? He went back and edited all his posts, because he almost exclusively posted horrible things on the Internet he didn't want anyone with any power over him to read. He also played the Devil's Advocate more than not, so a lot of that stuff wasn't indicative of his true feelings.

That's more or less the history of edited posted on this BBS.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:54 pm

Audience: Ohhhhh!

by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:12 pm

Yes, and will try again right now.

THE
DOOOOOOOOOOO
AARDVARK

by **hygraed** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 2:03 pm

You didn't really forget Al Gore's name, did you?

by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:19 pm

Hmmph. that is an interesting point. How much additional energy does it take to own a pet? Fish tank heaters* run round the clock, do they not? I bet whassisname, the Inconvenient Truth dude has already looked into something like this.

THE
PUPPY RUNS UP
THE RG&E BILL
AARDVARK

by **Guest** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 11:18 am

Would someone mind calculating the carbon footprint of owning a pet? Is everyone making sure to only use renewable sources of energy in connection with any pet related activities? Because surely, killing the planet isn't worth the ten minutes it takes to drive to costco to pick up a pack of flea collars with bells.

by **Bugs** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:45 am

We adopted a dog last year, and under the terms of the adoption, we had to make sure he got neutured. I'm not sure what recourse the adoption group would have had if we didn't have it done, but at least one can make the argument that such a stipulation for adoption is reasonable.

Making a dog remain veggie? That's just stupid, but does not reflect poorly on any vegetarians other than the ones adopting out the dogs (assuming those people ARE vegetarian. Do we know that for a fact? Do we know WHY the dogs must remain veggie? Could there be a medical condition?).

Anyway, I know several veggies/vegans who are also pet owners. I've actually asked them about this before, the notion of making a pet go veggie/vegan, and they all roundly mocked such an idea. The argument goes, for the most part: Dogs and cats don't have nothing to follow but their instincts. We can't force a decision upon them. Humans can decide for themselves to be veggie/vegan and have the ability to understand the implications and properly nourish themselves.

by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:59 am

We're forgoing that issue for the moment. I want to hear about who these people are that insist that the dogs remain vegans.

THE
TOTALLY UNNATURAL
AARDVARK

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:01 am

Hey, what happened here? Why did you edit out what you wrote? I thought it was very reasonable.

by **AArdvark** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:49 pm

Hey, just forget I posted anything.

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