by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:30 am
pinback wrote:What did he say about "destroying that which displeases you"? Time for some CONSCIOUS EVOLUTION up in this piece.
I have no idea what anybody said about "destroying" shit. Anyway, what are you bagging on me for? Everytime the guy logs in, he posts some half-snotty pseudo-snark that I'm sure he thinks are these real subtle digs that cause people to, days later, go, "... Waaaaaaaait a minute!" while he smugly pats himself on the back with how smart he is, but in reality -- since everyone here has been communicating on bulletin boards since before he was born -- it in fact reads like the wankings of a complete prat. He's the fucking guy at your party that hates your drapes, hates your carpet, hates the fact that the host dressed up as "mustard," talks shit about you to the other guests when you are out of earshot, but doesn't actually leave until the booze is gone.
CO wrote:The bad news is the front page of Joltcountry now looks like one of Ben's million short lived sites. The even worse news is that it won't be gone in two weeks like one of Ben's million short lived sites.
Well, you and Draal are gonna be tough to replace. Not sure how we'll survive, but we'll soldier on! Good luck, and may dharma be with you.
Here's a quick FAQ for -- well, I'd say "for anyone else who feels the need to come on here and savage how the site looks while I try to find a functional theme," but since that list is the exact same list as the host of horrible posters on the BBS for the last few months, you all know who you are.
Q: BOY THESE COLORS--
A: Whoops, there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding that I give a good goddamn what any of you miserable fucks think. The colors on the forum are specifically selected for ease of use for the people who actually start threads around here. If I could make it so that you could all pick your own themes, I would, but I can't, so eat shit.
Q: BOY THAT WORDPRESS THEME--
A: Please, by all means, develop a quick and painful kind of cancer. Anyway, there seems to be a serious disconnect in standards between theme makers. Let me explain, for my own benefit (not yours): I have three categories of "links." My projects (RFTK, the BBS), the various hosted stuff (Polybius, DMB leagues) and off-site stuff I enjoy, like Caltrops and Greg's blog. The blue-on-white theme that is up as of this posting separates them correctly. The nebula theme that was up last night throws them all into a giant wad. Furthermore, the nebula theme seems to have hard-coded a link to the developer's blog, which is an absolute deal-killer for me - I don't care if the theme maker puts a link at the bottom of the page, but I'm not up for a distinct box with it, and some links to Wordpress's site.
Q: BOY STUFF IS CHANGING, HERE IS MY CHANCE FOR SOME FREE SHOTS!
A: Let me reiterate that I couldn't care less if you guys think the front page looks like dogshit - it's your right, it DOES look like dogshit, and I would never censor a post that's giving me a hard time. That doesn't change the fact that I have complete contempt for all of you, that I think you're horrible writers but am too polite to normally mention it, and if you assholes want to
go, let's fucking
go, you wretched mass of do-nothing failures.
We good? The only reason I haven't ripped into the terrible posts and personalities around here lately is because I've been busy trying to upgrade this place into the year 2008. It isn't tacit approval of your horrible and empty lives, nor your need to drag the people around here into the gutter with you. I'll rip the tits off every last fucking one of you. Also, it's "live effortlessly," not "post effortlessly," you fucking two-fingered abortions.
[quote="pinback"]What did he say about "destroying that which displeases you"? Time for some CONSCIOUS EVOLUTION up in this piece.[/quote]
I have no idea what anybody said about "destroying" shit. Anyway, what are you bagging on me for? Everytime the guy logs in, he posts some half-snotty pseudo-snark that I'm sure he thinks are these real subtle digs that cause people to, days later, go, "... Waaaaaaaait a minute!" while he smugly pats himself on the back with how smart he is, but in reality -- since everyone here has been communicating on bulletin boards since before he was born -- it in fact reads like the wankings of a complete prat. He's the fucking guy at your party that hates your drapes, hates your carpet, hates the fact that the host dressed up as "mustard," talks shit about you to the other guests when you are out of earshot, but doesn't actually leave until the booze is gone.
[quote="CO"]The bad news is the front page of Joltcountry now looks like one of Ben's million short lived sites. The even worse news is that it won't be gone in two weeks like one of Ben's million short lived sites.[/quote]
Well, you and Draal are gonna be tough to replace. Not sure how we'll survive, but we'll soldier on! Good luck, and may dharma be with you.
Here's a quick FAQ for -- well, I'd say "for anyone else who feels the need to come on here and savage how the site looks while I try to find a functional theme," but since that list is the exact same list as the host of horrible posters on the BBS for the last few months, you all know who you are.
Q: BOY THESE COLORS--
A: Whoops, there seems to be some sort of misunderstanding that I give a good goddamn what any of you miserable fucks think. The colors on the forum are specifically selected for ease of use for the people who actually start threads around here. If I could make it so that you could all pick your own themes, I would, but I can't, so eat shit.
Q: BOY THAT WORDPRESS THEME--
A: Please, by all means, develop a quick and painful kind of cancer. Anyway, there seems to be a serious disconnect in standards between theme makers. Let me explain, for my own benefit (not yours): I have three categories of "links." My projects (RFTK, the BBS), the various hosted stuff (Polybius, DMB leagues) and off-site stuff I enjoy, like Caltrops and Greg's blog. The blue-on-white theme that is up as of this posting separates them correctly. The nebula theme that was up last night throws them all into a giant wad. Furthermore, the nebula theme seems to have hard-coded a link to the developer's blog, which is an absolute deal-killer for me - I don't care if the theme maker puts a link at the bottom of the page, but I'm not up for a distinct box with it, and some links to Wordpress's site.
Q: BOY STUFF IS CHANGING, HERE IS MY CHANCE FOR SOME FREE SHOTS!
A: Let me reiterate that I couldn't care less if you guys think the front page looks like dogshit - it's your right, it DOES look like dogshit, and I would never censor a post that's giving me a hard time. That doesn't change the fact that I have complete contempt for all of you, that I think you're horrible writers but am too polite to normally mention it, and if you assholes want to [i]go[/i], let's fucking [i]go[/i], you wretched mass of do-nothing failures.
We good? The only reason I haven't ripped into the terrible posts and personalities around here lately is because I've been busy trying to upgrade this place into the year 2008. It isn't tacit approval of your horrible and empty lives, nor your need to drag the people around here into the gutter with you. I'll rip the tits off every last fucking one of you. Also, it's "live effortlessly," not "post effortlessly," you fucking two-fingered abortions.