by milkunits » Mon Jun 16, 2003 10:05 am
It is the longest day of sunlight in the year. I wanted to make sure you have prepared your vampire like skin for the sun bake on Thursday.
To prepare Robb, I will first educate you on what the Summer Solstice really is:
In the northern hemisphere, the longest day of the year (near June 22) when the Sun is farthest north. In the southern hemisphere, winter and summer solstices are exchanged. The summer solstice marks the first day of the season of summer. The declination of the Sun on the (northern) summer solstice is known as the tropic of cancer (23° 27').
The summer solstice is the longest day of the year, respectively, in the sense that the length of time elapsed between sunrise and sunset on this day is a maximum for the year. Of course, daylight saving time means that the first Sunday in April has 23 hours and the last Sunday in October has 25 hours, but these human meddlings with the calendar and do not correspond to the actual number of daylight hours. In Chicago, there are 15:02 hours of daylight on the summer solstice of June 21, 1999.
The above plots show how the date of the summer solstice shifts through the Gregorian calendar according to the insertion of leap years. The table below gives the universal time of the summer solstice. To convert to U. S. Eastern daylight saving time, subtract 4 hours, so the summer solstice occurs on June 21, 1998 at 10:00 a.m. EDT; June 21, 1999 at 15:47 (3:46 p.m.) EDT; and June 20, 2000 at 21:36 (9:36 p.m.) EDT.
I will now give you some ideas on what to do with these few extra hours of sunlight:
1. You could hang with your buddy "The Milker" in Vegas this weekend.
2. You could drive around CSU looking for young bouncing boobies that are on display, hoping to get a little bit more sun tan surrounding the nipple portion.
3. You could go to the Wash Bar and hang out with all of Ft. Collins finest on the deck just waiting for that sun to descend behind the Rocky Mountains.
4. You could wash your turbo gasket on the Dodge Neon, making sure to massage each and every piece of chrome that baby has to offer.
5. You could try on your speedo, making sure the sock you have picked out for the summer is going to portray the shaft and balls nicely. If the Sock does not work, try a cucumber and pinballs.
Or you could just say fuck it and program.
Kbye,
Love,
Milker
It is the longest day of sunlight in the year. I wanted to make sure you have prepared your vampire like skin for the sun bake on Thursday.
To prepare Robb, I will first educate you on what the Summer Solstice really is:
In the northern hemisphere, the longest day of the year (near June 22) when the Sun is farthest north. In the southern hemisphere, winter and summer solstices are exchanged. The summer solstice marks the first day of the season of summer. The declination of the Sun on the (northern) summer solstice is known as the tropic of cancer (23° 27').
The summer solstice is the longest day of the year, respectively, in the sense that the length of time elapsed between sunrise and sunset on this day is a maximum for the year. Of course, daylight saving time means that the first Sunday in April has 23 hours and the last Sunday in October has 25 hours, but these human meddlings with the calendar and do not correspond to the actual number of daylight hours. In Chicago, there are 15:02 hours of daylight on the summer solstice of June 21, 1999.
The above plots show how the date of the summer solstice shifts through the Gregorian calendar according to the insertion of leap years. The table below gives the universal time of the summer solstice. To convert to U. S. Eastern daylight saving time, subtract 4 hours, so the summer solstice occurs on June 21, 1998 at 10:00 a.m. EDT; June 21, 1999 at 15:47 (3:46 p.m.) EDT; and June 20, 2000 at 21:36 (9:36 p.m.) EDT.
I will now give you some ideas on what to do with these few extra hours of sunlight:
1. You could hang with your buddy "The Milker" in Vegas this weekend.
2. You could drive around CSU looking for young bouncing boobies that are on display, hoping to get a little bit more sun tan surrounding the nipple portion.
3. You could go to the Wash Bar and hang out with all of Ft. Collins finest on the deck just waiting for that sun to descend behind the Rocky Mountains.
4. You could wash your turbo gasket on the Dodge Neon, making sure to massage each and every piece of chrome that baby has to offer.
5. You could try on your speedo, making sure the sock you have picked out for the summer is going to portray the shaft and balls nicely. If the Sock does not work, try a cucumber and pinballs.
Or you could just say fuck it and program.
Kbye,
Love,
Milker