Robb- Have you prepared for the Summer Solstice

[milkunits]

It is the longest day of sunlight in the year. I wanted to make sure you have prepared your vampire like skin for the sun bake on Thursday.

To prepare Robb, I will first educate you on what the Summer Solstice really is:

In the northern hemisphere, the longest day of the year (near June 22) when the Sun is farthest north. In the southern hemisphere, winter and summer solstices are exchanged. The summer solstice marks the first day of the season of summer. The declination of the Sun on the (northern) summer solstice is known as the tropic of cancer (23° 27').

The summer solstice is the longest day of the year, respectively, in the sense that the length of time elapsed between sunrise and sunset on this day is a maximum for the year. Of course, daylight saving time means that the first Sunday in April has 23 hours and the last Sunday in October has 25 hours, but these human meddlings with the calendar and do not correspond to the actual number of daylight hours. In Chicago, there are 15:02 hours of daylight on the summer solstice of June 21, 1999.

The above plots show how the date of the summer solstice shifts through the Gregorian calendar according to the insertion of leap years. The table below gives the universal time of the summer solstice. To convert to U. S. Eastern daylight saving time, subtract 4 hours, so the summer solstice occurs on June 21, 1998 at 10:00 a.m. EDT; June 21, 1999 at 15:47 (3:46 p.m.) EDT; and June 20, 2000 at 21:36 (9:36 p.m.) EDT.

I will now give you some ideas on what to do with these few extra hours of sunlight:

1. You could hang with your buddy "The Milker" in Vegas this weekend.
2. You could drive around CSU looking for young bouncing boobies that are on display, hoping to get a little bit more sun tan surrounding the nipple portion.
3. You could go to the Wash Bar and hang out with all of Ft. Collins finest on the deck just waiting for that sun to descend behind the Rocky Mountains.
4. You could wash your turbo gasket on the Dodge Neon, making sure to massage each and every piece of chrome that baby has to offer.
5. You could try on your speedo, making sure the sock you have picked out for the summer is going to portray the shaft and balls nicely. If the Sock does not work, try a cucumber and pinballs.


Or you could just say fuck it and program.

Kbye,

Love,

Milker

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I'll get you for this, McLellan.

Now would be a good time.

I wanted to make sure you have prepared your vampire like skin for the sun bake on Thursday.

You'd think that the Milker was black or Indian or something base on this. But HE INNITT.

1. You could hang with your buddy "The Milker" in Vegas this weekend.

Thanks for letting me know about this four days before you're going. Appreciated! Actually, I need to begin looking for a place to live, seeing how my brother is moving in with Sailer. But thanks! Maybe next time you can give me 24 hours notice or something.

2. You could drive around CSU looking for young bouncing boobies that are on display, hoping to get a little bit more sun tan surrounding the nipple portion.

All the college girls went home. Here is an emoticon which speaks at length on the subject:

:_(

3. You could go to the Wash Bar and hang out with all of Ft. Collins finest on the deck just waiting for that sun to descend behind the Rocky Mountains.

Hey, YOU like that place, dammit. Not me. It was YOUR stomping grounds when you were out here. I just happen to go there a few times a year. You were the one who would be there so often you memorized the pose that "the Atom" made in the bathroom there.

4. You could wash your turbo gasket on the Dodge Neon, making sure to massage each and every piece of chrome that baby has to offer.

It doesn't have a turbo. It's quickness is all natural.

5. You could try on your speedo, making sure the sock you have picked out for the summer is going to portray the shaft and balls nicely. If the Sock does not work, try a cucumber and pinballs.

Well, sure.

Or you could just say fuck it and program.

You'll pay for that comment, McLellan. I'll see you burning in hell for that one.

Anyway, know anyone renting rooms? I don't want a roommate, if you're digging my ditch here.

[milkunits]

What would you do if you sunburned your fingers?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Hey, did you read my message or not? I am ACTIVELY LOOKING for a place to live. Unfortunately, I require the following:

1) one bedroom
2) access to cable modem or DSL
3) garage
4) them being OK with a satellite dish
5) a month-to-month lease

I could be in your neck of the woods if you know of such a place, Milker. Help a brotherman out! You've got until July 31st.

[milkunits]

Do you stink?

[Da King]

MOVE YOUR PASTY WHITE ARSE BACK TO ROCHESTER.

[Lex]

No. He is mine now. MINE.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well, this thread certainly took an (unexpected?) detour into Gay Country territories.

[Jack Straw]