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Re: Mcplant

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:28 pm

The Happiness Engine wrote: Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:12 pm Well for YOU, ICJ, in particular? Maybe you don't die of smoke inhalation next year. That's a McPlant-based plus.
I survived the forest fires. What was key was all of us in our community staying on top of things by not going to any chains that 100% cause explosive D.

Re: Mcplant

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Dec 09, 2020 10:27 pm

It's true.

Ok, if I can remember these things exist I'm gonna try one next time.

Re: Mcplant

by The Happiness Engine » Wed Dec 09, 2020 6:51 pm

Worst feeling ever is shittin' straight water while starting to realize you're gonna need a target to vomit into in about 20 seconds.

This mental image brought to you by Jack In The Box, where every customer has been documented to have suffered from explosive diarrhea!

Wash yer potaters, folks.

Re: Mcplant

by Jizaboz » Tue Nov 17, 2020 12:19 am

Motherfuckers be shittin

Re: Mcplant

by The Happiness Engine » Mon Nov 16, 2020 6:12 pm

Well for YOU, ICJ, in particular? Maybe you don't die of smoke inhalation next year. That's a McPlant-based plus.

Re: Mcplant

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:31 pm

I'll eat the McPlant and the Substitution Burger at BK. I'm trying to drop a great deal of weight so let me make sure that they actually have less calories than their MEATY equivalents, otherwise what is the point - saving the planet? Saving an animal? Bah!

Bah!!

Re: Mcplant

by The Happiness Engine » Fri Nov 13, 2020 6:11 pm

I have SHATtered a toilet in my day, yes.

Re: Mcplant

by Jizaboz » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:46 am

The Happiness Engine wrote: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:16 am I mean, the introduction of fiber to a terrible diet will DEFINITELY ruin a man's (next) day. SEE* Al Michaels:

https://defector.com/al-michaels-and-th ... f-comfort/


* hopefully not literally.
Haha like Lemmy's diet

Re: Mcplant

by Jizaboz » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:39 am

pinback wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:20 am Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?
Motherfuckers be shittin.

I mentioned palm oil before but not coconut oil. Strong coffee makes everyone shit.

Re: Mcplant

by The Happiness Engine » Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:16 am

I mean, the introduction of fiber to a terrible diet will DEFINITELY ruin a man's (next) day. SEE* Al Michaels:

https://defector.com/al-michaels-and-th ... f-comfort/


* hopefully not literally.

Re: Mcplant

by Tdarcos » Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:41 pm

pinback wrote: Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:20 am Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?
"I am so full of shit, and as heavy too. God keep shit out of me! I need no more weight than my own bowels." - Shakespeare, Henry IV Act 5, Scene 3, as it appeared "in the original Klingon."

Re: Mcplant

by pinback » Thu Nov 12, 2020 7:20 am

Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?

Re: Mcplant

by Jizaboz » Thu Nov 12, 2020 12:06 am

The Happiness Engine wrote: Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:49 pm EEEEVIL CHEMICALS like... huh a bean, coconut oil, starch, and the same molecule that makes blood red. So much worse than *checks notes* random bits of factory cow pressure-washed off a carcass?

Impossible burgers taste fine with decent toppings, it's like %90. Plain they are kinda ass, yeah.
I respect your opinion,, but this sounds like something that would make me shit horrible lol

Re: Mcplant

by The Happiness Engine » Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:49 pm

EEEEVIL CHEMICALS like... huh a bean, coconut oil, starch, and the same molecule that makes blood red. So much worse than *checks notes* random bits of factory cow pressure-washed off a carcass?

Impossible burgers taste fine with decent toppings, it's like %90. Plain they are kinda ass, yeah.

Re: Mcplant

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Nov 10, 2020 7:09 pm

ChainGangGuy wrote: Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:02 pm I'll give 'er a whirl.
How have you been??? WE HAVE MISSED YOu!!!!

Re: Mcplant

by ChainGangGuy » Tue Nov 10, 2020 6:02 pm

I'll give 'er a whirl.

Re: Mcplant

by pinback » Tue Nov 10, 2020 5:08 am

AArdvark wrote: Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:40 pm A-Hah hah hah hah haaaaaaa!


Anybody ever gonna eat one?
Yes, I'll try it as soon as it becomes available.

Re: Mcplant

by Jizaboz » Mon Nov 09, 2020 8:55 pm

LoL this belongs in the Fast Food Bullshit thread. I have had an enthusiastic conversation with a Japanese Twitter buddy of mine about Burger King lately and you can sure as hell bet this conversation has not involved The Impossible Whopper.

Eating something with that many additives instead of real meat seems grosser to me than slaughtering cows lol.

Re: Mcplant

by Casual Observer » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:42 pm

no but I'm damn sure gettin a McRib on December 2nd.

Mcplant

by AArdvark » Mon Nov 09, 2020 5:40 pm

A-Hah hah hah hah haaaaaaa!


Anybody ever gonna eat one?

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