Mcplant

[AArdvark]

A-Hah hah hah hah haaaaaaa!


Anybody ever gonna eat one?

[Casual Observer]

no but I'm damn sure gettin a McRib on December 2nd.

[Jizaboz]

LoL this belongs in the Fast Food Bullshit thread. I have had an enthusiastic conversation with a Japanese Twitter buddy of mine about Burger King lately and you can sure as hell bet this conversation has not involved The Impossible Whopper.

Eating something with that many additives instead of real meat seems grosser to me than slaughtering cows lol.

[pinback]

A-Hah hah hah hah haaaaaaa!


Anybody ever gonna eat one?

Yes, I'll try it as soon as it becomes available.

[ChainGangGuy]

I'll give 'er a whirl.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I'll give 'er a whirl.

How have you been??? WE HAVE MISSED YOu!!!!

[The Happiness Engine]

EEEEVIL CHEMICALS like... huh a bean, coconut oil, starch, and the same molecule that makes blood red. So much worse than *checks notes* random bits of factory cow pressure-washed off a carcass?

Impossible burgers taste fine with decent toppings, it's like %90. Plain they are kinda ass, yeah.

[Jizaboz]

EEEEVIL CHEMICALS like... huh a bean, coconut oil, starch, and the same molecule that makes blood red. So much worse than *checks notes* random bits of factory cow pressure-washed off a carcass?

Impossible burgers taste fine with decent toppings, it's like %90. Plain they are kinda ass, yeah.

I respect your opinion,, but this sounds like something that would make me shit horrible lol

[pinback]

Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?

[Tdarcos]

Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?

"I am so full of shit, and as heavy too. God keep shit out of me! I need no more weight than my own bowels." - Shakespeare, Henry IV Act 5, Scene 3, as it appeared "in the original Klingon."

[The Happiness Engine]

I mean, the introduction of fiber to a terrible diet will DEFINITELY ruin a man's (next) day. SEE* Al Michaels:

https://defector.com/al-michaels-and-th ... f-comfort/


* hopefully not literally.

[Jizaboz]

Jesus Christ, coffee makes you shit, coconut oil makes you shit... Have you had your condition diagnosed?

Motherfuckers be shittin.

I mentioned palm oil before but not coconut oil. Strong coffee makes everyone shit.

[Jizaboz]

I mean, the introduction of fiber to a terrible diet will DEFINITELY ruin a man's (next) day. SEE* Al Michaels:

https://defector.com/al-michaels-and-th ... f-comfort/


* hopefully not literally.

Haha like Lemmy's diet

[The Happiness Engine]

I have SHATtered a toilet in my day, yes.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I'll eat the McPlant and the Substitution Burger at BK. I'm trying to drop a great deal of weight so let me make sure that they actually have less calories than their MEATY equivalents, otherwise what is the point - saving the planet? Saving an animal? Bah!

Bah!!

[The Happiness Engine]

Well for YOU, ICJ, in particular? Maybe you don't die of smoke inhalation next year. That's a McPlant-based plus.

[Jizaboz]

Motherfuckers be shittin

[The Happiness Engine]

Worst feeling ever is shittin' straight water while starting to realize you're gonna need a target to vomit into in about 20 seconds.

This mental image brought to you by Jack In The Box, where every customer has been documented to have suffered from explosive diarrhea!

Wash yer potaters, folks.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

It's true.

Ok, if I can remember these things exist I'm gonna try one next time.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Well for YOU, ICJ, in particular? Maybe you don't die of smoke inhalation next year. That's a McPlant-based plus.

I survived the forest fires. What was key was all of us in our community staying on top of things by not going to any chains that 100% cause explosive D.