Crazy Doodles

[Billy Mays]

Can you do a follow up on my avatar picture where you draw it from my perspective? Where did I go, who or what do I see, or maybe why my arms or lower body aren't in the picture? Thank you.

[AArdvark]

Er... I'm not sure what you're asking here. However I did hear the title of my next album at work today. It's called 'Machine Guns For Billy' Nothing to do with you. I worked up the cover art during a break. I need to sit down and draw it for real now.


THE
CATALOG OF HITS
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

A very happy St Bernard in his pool

[Tdarcos]

A very happy St Bernard in his pool

Brings new meaning to "the dog days of summer."

[AArdvark]

If you pee in the shower you're just bathing in a modified toilet

[Billy Mays]

Er... I'm not sure what you're asking here.

The avatar you drew for me, the one I am currently using and adore, is walking into a building from the outside. Draw the scene from the avatar's perspective or what does he see when entering the building. Thank you.

[AArdvark]

Actually it's a picture frame not a doorway, which tells something about my artistic skillz. Let me see what I can do.

THE
FINE ART
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

[pinback]

HEe heeheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[The Happiness Engine]

ERROR: that is CLEARLY a shot from BEFORE he makes his choice, where the portrait is CLEARLY AFTER he has Made His Choice.

I am not An TimeCop, but this is CLEARLY not in a Strict Chronological Narrative.

[AArdvark]

Its art. There is no time

[AArdvark]

So..will that get me on the JC 2019 MVP ballot?


THE
HOPEFUL
UNDERDOG
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Wow, I think I killed Billy.


THE
LAST KNOWN ADDRESS
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Im still working on this one but I wanted to get the basics down while on the vodka buzz

[AArdvark]

[RealNC]

lol

[Tdarcos]

Hey 'vark, that family giving their kid a machine gun seems farfetched. Used machine guns made before 1986 and registered with the BATFE - which are the only machine guns private parties can own - sell for about $15,000. For 15 grand I think they'd buy the kid a sports car. Or a pony.

Unless the father works for a crime family...

[AArdvark]

Oh, there's no social responsibility at all in Billy's parents. Maybe he asked for one and they just bought him one for Christmas.

Also it's 1951 according to the calendar in the other room so they could have bought a machine gun at Monkey Ward.

[Tdarcos]

Oh, there's no social responsibility at all in Billy's parents. Maybe he asked for one and they just bought him one for Christmas.

Also it's 1951 according to the calendar in the other room so they could have bought a machine gun at Monkey Ward.

Well, Jesus, I can barely even see there is a calendar in the background, let alone read it to see what year allegedly was written on it. What did you use to read it, an electron microscope?

But as for walking into Montgomery Wards, a hardware store, or a gun store in 1951, just buy a machine gun, pay cash, and take it home, no, you couldn't. Rifles, shotguns, and handguns, yeah. Automatic weapons require you apply for a transfer from ATF and pay a $200 license fee. ATF had to approve the transfer before the machine gun could be transferred to the new owner. This has been the requirement for automatic weapons, and sawed-off shotguns or rifles since the 1930s. Don't know what the wait time was then, but right now, the BATFE has about a one year backlog on approving National Firearms Act weapons transfers.

Contrary to popular belief, sawed-off shotguns are not illegal, you just have to apply for a federal NFA license, pay the $200 fee, and receive the license before cutting the barrel down. The tax stamp that comes with the license must be affixed to the sawed-off rifle or shotgun.

[AArdvark]

What did you use to read it, an electron microscope

No, I drew it.

In my world one can buy a mail order machine gun from Monkey Ward and give it to one's offspring.