December 2019 CALTROPS offer to Paul

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Paul. PAUL.

I'll send you 20 paypal immediately if you post to Caltrops the rest of the month. Nothing out of the ordinary, just how you do it. You can start threads, comment on threads, tell people what you think of them, all that sort of thing. https://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php

Is that sort of deal acceptable to you?

[Tdarcos]

Yes, and I know what my first one will be "Can women receive blowjobs?"

My second will be to spice up the conversation by arguing that the only legitimate form of abortion is for sex selection.

Presuming either we don't have a riot on our hands, no one mails me a letter bomb, or the cops don't show up and arrest me, then I'll go on to other things, possibly controversial ones.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Okay! Those are both important topics that need to be hashed out.

Sending payment your way, pal!

[Casual Observer]

Yes, and I know what my first one will be "Can women receive blowjobs?"

How is this an open question? Has it been so long for you that you forgot what cunnilingus is? You know, that thing when you suck on the woman's clit? Maybe you should bend on your "no porn" point of view and remind yourself about what people actually do.

[Tdarcos]

Yes, and I know what my first one will be "Can women receive blowjobs?"

How is this an open question?

Go read my article: https://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?act ... pid=198836 and see. The term "blowjob" AFAIK, been reserved exclusively to refer to fellatio / cocksucking.

Has it been so long for you that you forgot what cunnilingus is? You know, that thing when you suck on the woman's clit? Maybe you should bend on your "no porn" point of view and remind yourself about what people actually do.

Again, what I'm referring to is that "blow job" is almost exclusively a term for fellatio. I don't remember hearing of female terms. See my article.

[Jizaboz]

Can we please refrain from asking the great Commander sex questions?

[Tdarcos]

Can we please refrain from asking the great Commander sex questions?

I just want to get people thinking. I don't really give a flying fuck what their answer is. Oh, and speaking of flying fucks, any of you ever joined The Mile High Club?

[Casual Observer]

Can we please refrain from asking the great Commander sex questions?

I just want to get people thinking. I don't really give a flying fuck what their answer is. Oh, and speaking of flying fucks, any of you ever joined The Mile High Club?

Jonesy lived in Denver so what do you think?

[Jizaboz]

Can we please refrain from asking the great Commander sex questions?

I just want to get people thinking. I don't really give a flying fuck what their answer is. Oh, and speaking of flying fucks, any of you ever joined The Mile High Club?

Jonesy lived in Denver so what do you think?

ZING bro

[Tdarcos]

See my new aarticle
Why We Diagram Sentences, exclisively on Caltrops.com:
https://www.caltrops.com/pointy.php?act ... pid=199155

[Tdarcos]

Oh, and speaking of flying fucks, any of you ever joined The Mile High Club?

Jonesy lived in Denver so what do you think?

Nice try, but as the saying goes, "Not so fast."

ZING bro

No, I don't think so. Like the response about melted ice cream in the soft drink inquiry, it fails to be a zinger because it does not fit the usage. "Joining The Mile High Club" is a euphemism which is commonly known to mean "Had an overt sex act¹ with another person in or on an airplane (usually, but not always, in the lavatory) while the airplane is in flight." In a seat under a b;anket or on a wing. Or in a released glider during flight (if you can find one that will allow two people to do that).

So having sex in a plane that is only 100 or 1000 feet off the grpind qualifies as having "joined the Mile High Club."

I'll even extend that definition to include aircraft. So that could include, as Roxette sang in Joyride, "She's selling all her secrets / In a wonderful balloon!" Having sex in an untethered hot air baloon floating 10 feet off the ground in Death Valley puts you over 200 feet below sea level, and still qualifies you as a member of the Mile High Club.

I'll even extend aircraft to include "parachuting," whether only some of them have chutes (like demo jumps where an experienced parachuter carries a trainee and the trainee is not chuted.)

Aerosmith's suggestrion, "Love in an Elevator" also does not qualify, unless it's an elecator on a plane that is in flight, as was seen on the movie Executive Decision (the elevator, not the sex).

I'll even qualify interstellar craft such as space ships and the Space Station as "aircraft" for rhis discussion/

But routine land-based sex was never intended to qualify someone for membership in the Mile High club.

That's why I said, "flying fuck."

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¹ The term "overt sex act'" has a standard definition. In my book, Legal Code of the Afterlife defines it in §8100 as follows:
“Overt sex act”
Consensual carnal knowledge or consensual oral sex
“Carnal knowledge”
The term “carnal knowledge” means sexual ntercourse, rimming or anal sex.
“Oral sex”
Contact between a mouth and a penis or a mouth and the vulva.
“Rimming”
Rimming means contact between the mouth and the anus.
“Anal sex”
Contact between the penis and the anus, including penetration of any sort, however slight.
“Sexual intercourse”
Sexual intercourse means contact between the penis and the vulva including penetration of any sort, however slight.

[Flack]

We're just about at the point where I can't visit JC from work anymore.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Ok.

Tdarcos, you need to tone it down here with all the sex and serial killer stuff. Post whatever you want on Caltrops. In fact, I paid you $20 to encourage you to post stuff on Caltrops. And if anything, you have posted more of the creepy stuff here.

So please - every single thing you have posted here that's been related to sex is something we'd rather you post somewhere, anywhere on Caltrops.

Usually what happened when we ask you to do a thing like this is that you have razor-like focus in pretending to ignore our request and barrel on doing what you are doing. So please acknowledge that you read this, which I know you won't do.

[Casual Observer]

Heh, guy who claims he doesn't like internet porn is obsessed with freaky sex. Maybe he's lying about alcohol too and really drinks something freaky like Four Loko.

[AArdvark]

His posts would be much, much better

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

He will never, ever see my request. That's the one thing I want for Christmas.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Wow, Tdarcos didn't see this post, WHAT ARE THE ODDS

(They were 100%)

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Ok.

Tdarcos, you need to tone it down here with all the sex and serial killer stuff. Post whatever you want on Caltrops. In fact, I paid you $20 to encourage you to post stuff on Caltrops. And if anything, you have posted more of the creepy stuff here.

So please - every single thing you have posted here that's been related to sex is something we'd rather you post somewhere, anywhere on Caltrops.

Usually what happened when we ask you to do a thing like this is that you have razor-like focus in pretending to ignore our request and barrel on doing what you are doing. So please acknowledge that you read this, which I know you won't do.

So, he must have seen it, but he won't reply and acknowledge because it means taking responsibility for something.

The only way to get his attention is to temporarily ban him and wait for him to write and I don't want to do that because that's not what this is about in the slightest.

[AArdvark]

Ask a question about Maryland taxes

[Tdarcos]

Ok.

What I find most interesting is how you start a message about something you think is not OK by starting with "Ok."

Tdarcos, you need to tone it down here with all the sex and serial killer stuff.

Serial killer? That I don't remember. I do remember the former, and I realize now I should have toned it down, but I got "in the zone," (and, I admit, was having way too mch fun than is allowed by law) and thinking about what I wanted the "adult" version of my game to do (or something relatively close to it).

This posting gave me the opportunity to think about some of the dialog and how I would get the game to respond. Having done this now, what I am going to do is implement ADULT MODE or MODE ADULT to enable the "dirty" version, and start in, (or allow the command FAMILY MODE or MODE FAMILY to return to) the "clean" version. It would also mean the more vulgar verbs will be rejected unless the user turns on adult mode.

I hadn't actually implemented adult mode yet and had I simply posted what is already in the game it would have been reasonable.

It also solves one problem I had: how to set up the rape fantasy scenario. I can just restrict the RAPE verb to the adult mode.

As for messages here I shall endeavor to remember to "tone it down" in normal conversation.

Now I am not saying I don't believe you, what I am saying is that I honestly have no memory of posting anything related to serial killers here, at least not recently. Can you respond with the link to the message(s) posted here during the last week, no, make that during December 2019, in which I mentioned serial killers or serial killing? I have no recollection of referencing the subject.

Now, if either it was hyperbole or you wanted to preempt discussion of that subject in advance, then just say so.

Post whatever you want on Caltrops. In fact, I paid you $20

As the saying goes, "When it all comes down to it, it's always about the money, isn't it?" Now if that isn't a quote from a movie, it's such a great line I need to add it somewhere in one of the books I am currently writing. In fat I know which one, Don't Break the Merger.

to encourage you to post stuff on Caltrops

That's right, always send the minorities¹ to the ghetto. Did you hear about the black woman back in the 1960s who got an all-expense paid education by her state to go to a fairly good universaity in another state? Because her state was very racist, and rather than comply with federal court mandates to integrate its (all white) universities, it simply paid for the few black students who qualified for admission to go to any public or private university of a similar cost as long as they went to some other state.

As for posting on Caltrops, I did that, only I wrote this relatively long message on Caltrops, that probably took a couple hours to hunt-and-peck my way through it, doing a "view posting" regularly, so if something happened I could hit the back button and recover from there. Only problem was that after I finished the message and clicked "post," apparently what happened was, we lost Internet onnectivity, and, with my vision problems, I didn't notice the page (which probably took a while for the "the distant site timed out" message) was a "having trouble finding the site caltrops.com, check your spelling or if this is an actual site, contact your network administrator" page. Thus I thought the message I wrote was posted. Tsk, tsk, tsk, I should have been more careful.

So now - including this message I am writing now - I am composing it using the Atom text editor, then doing right click seelct all, right click copy, then come here and do right click, select all, right click paste, and thus copy the material here and by doing a review every so often, it prevents the BBS from issuing a message indicating the session identifier had expired. And will prevent postings to Caltrops to be lost due to posting failure.

And if anything, you have posted more of the creepy stuff here.

Oh come on, it wasn't that bad. I mean, if you think i]that[/i] was bad, wait until you read this…

So please - every single thing you have posted here that's been related to sex is something we'd rather you post somewhere anywhere on Caltrops.

As the saying goes, "That's right, always send the minorities¹ to the ghetto." I know I've seen that phrase before.

Usually what happened when we ask you to do a thing like this is that you have razor-like focus in pretending to ignore our request and barrel on doing what you are doing. So please acknowledge that you read this,

"I acknowledge that you have asked me to cool it on postinmgs of sex and violence, specifically seriaL killers." Although I don't remember any postings about having sex with serial killers.

which I know you won't do.

Okay, I withdraw my acknowledgement, although I can't remember what I was acknowledging. I think I should change my handle to Goldfish, but I can't remember why.


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¹ As it was (probably) said in Dragnet, in the end, everyone is a minority in some fashion, because the individual is simply a minority of one.