My wife got a tattoo today

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 6:06 pm

My wife got her first tattoo today.

My feelings are mixed.

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 6:14 pm

... seriously? I think that's great.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:40 pm

bruce wrote:My wife got her first tattoo today. My feelings are mixed.

Mixed?

How? Half of you wants a divorce and the other wants to explore the wide, wide world of widowery?

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Fri Jul 04, 2003 7:40 pm

Shit. That was me.

James Bond · Post by **James Bond** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 1:33 am

I would like, if I may, to point you all to Souffle of Pain's wonderful and highly-informative website, if I may.

http://www.ohmygodorlandobloomissogordi ... fpitty.com.
Oh, I'm sorry, it happens to be down at the moment. Why, that's just another fine example of SOP's l33t internet skilz!1!1111! Because his are beyond compare to Ben Pinback Parrishes! BEYOND COMPARE!

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 3:29 am

uh, He's a gimmick ... you laugh or you don't pay attention.

Ian Fleming · Post by **Ian Fleming** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:01 am

James Bond wrote:I would like, if I may, to point you all to Souffle of Pain's wonderful and highly-informative website, if I may.

Cease and desist. Please.

Sean Connery · Post by **Sean Connery** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:51 am

Honestly... this is making us all look bad.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 6:48 pm

Worm wrote:... seriously? I think that's great.

Yeah, seriously. That's the back of her head there in that picture. It *does* look pretty cool. I need to borrow Jason's Cue Cat and see if it really scans....

Bruce

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 6:59 pm

Worm wrote:uh, He's a gimmick ... you laugh or you don't pay attention.

I'm not a gimmick.

I suggest that maybe YOU'RE a gimmick.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:15 pm

Souffle of Pain wrote:
Worm wrote:uh, He's a gimmick ... you laugh or you don't pay attention.
I'm not a gimmick.
I suggest that maybe YOU'RE a gimmick.

Your mother's a gimmick.

Bruce

Souffle of Pain · Post by **Souffle of Pain** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 7:27 pm

I can't believe that there are people here who take Worm seriously, and as a real person, but not me.

Why? WHY? Because he logs in 25% of the time? I don't want any of my personal information going into Jones' database, thank you very much, because I don't like that fucking guy. Is that so bad? That makes me a gimmick?

Fuck you all.

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 8:00 pm

Souffle of Pain wrote:Fuck you all.

Funny, that's what your mother said to me and the ten other guys on my team, right before we, um, did.

Bruce

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 8:06 pm

So... does her hair normally cover it up, or is it permanently visible?

Also, when your wife told you she had to shave herself before she got the tatoo, were you disappointed to discover what she really meant?

bruce · Post by **bruce** » Sat Jul 05, 2003 8:36 pm

Debaser wrote:So... does her hair normally cover it up, or is it permanently visible?

Her hair covers it. Unless she needs chemo someday.

Debaser wrote:Also, when your wife told you she had to shave herself before she got the tatoo, were you disappointed to discover what she really meant?

Um. No. I knew she wouldn't shave *that*; she says it itches too much growing back in.

Bruce

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 10:54 am

Souffle of Pain wrote:Why? WHY? Because he logs in 25% of the time?

I'd say recently is more along the lines of 50%.

Bruce: Is you wife going to shave her head to show it off? I think she should get a mohawk myself.

loafergirl · Post by **loafergirl** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 7:35 pm

I like my tattoos, I don't think I'd ever get one on my skull, but more power to her. And as for grooming nether regions depnding on what topiary design she's doing a little bit of baby oil can help.

JC Public Service · Post by **JC Public Service** » Sun Jul 06, 2003 9:20 pm

loafergirl wrote:And as for grooming nether regions depnding on what topiary design she's doing a little bit of baby oil can help.

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