My Job

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:40 pm

I have no job.

homestar runner · Post by **homestar runner** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:42 pm

My name is homestar runner. My job is to drink lots of melonade and borrow people's fondu pots. Can I look at your thing in a bag? Seriously.

Osama Bin Laden · Post by **Osama Bin Laden** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:43 pm

My job is to fly planes into buildings and be bombed by Americans.

Bob Green · Post by **Bob Green** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:43 pm

I am Bob Green. My job is to demand an appology.

Larry King · Post by **Larry King** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:45 pm

My job has essentially boiled down to not giving apologies.

Bill Gates · Post by **Bill Gates** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:45 pm

I am Bill Gates. My job is to *really* run everything.

RUBBER DOOR STOP · Post by **RUBBER DOOR STOP** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:46 pm

MY JOB IS STOP DOOR

OW IT HURT

Roy Halladay · Post by **Roy Halladay** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:46 pm

I'm Roy. Hi.

My job is to pitch every three goddamn games for a team that can't put together a bully to hold it together for one inning when I go nine strong.

Bill Clinton · Post by **Bill Clinton** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:47 pm

I am Bill Clinton. My job is to not have sexual relations with women.

chester the sock puppet · Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:48 pm

I am chester the sock puppet. My job is to write silly poetry and have a man's hand shoved up my ass.

Jenna · Post by **Jenna** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:49 pm

Hee-loooo! My name is Jennaaa, and like my job is to, y'know, go to the maaall, aaaand, get facials, aaand... y'know!

Vagina · Post by **Vagina** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:51 pm

I am a Vagina. My job is to accept dick and give birth to babies.

Chris Tucker · Post by **Chris Tucker** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:53 pm

Heya all! Ah'm Chris Tuckeh, and ma job is too fool around, and get into trouble, and be verry verry black, yo.

gsdgsd · Post by **gsdgsd** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:53 pm

This thread went to hell rapidly.

My job is to edit and write the international news, and more or less control what you proles learn and hear each day. I also hang out with an unimaginable bevy of stunning women, the better to drive me into a near-constant state of sexual frustration.

Greg

Porn star · Post by **Porn star** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:54 pm

Hi. My job is to get laid.

Storm Trooper · Post by **Storm Trooper** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:54 pm

Hey. My job is to shoot things. Badly.

Dick · Post by **Dick** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:55 pm

I am a Vagina. My job is to accept dick and give birth to babies.

Well hello there bonacita, you are looking good tonight.

My job is to write my name in the snow. I also can pee standing up. I like to take people to the mattresses, because I am a mobster.

left intestine · Post by **left intestine** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:55 pm

My job is to process food, attempt to remove infectious diseases, store and stew infectious diseases, and gross you out on the silver screen.

George Bosh · Post by **George Bosh** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:58 pm

My job is to bomb the shit out of smal-l middle eastern countries.

Mike Tyson · Post by **Mike Tyson** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 1:59 pm

My job is to bite Evander Hollyfield's ear.