My Job

Computer · Post by **Computer** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:02 pm

My job is to post all of your pathetic, incidious messages. Why, I ask?

Mai Shiranui · Post by **Mai Shiranui** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:02 pm

My job is to be perky.

Rod Stewart · Post by **Rod Stewart** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:05 pm

My job is to poop my pants.

Troll · Post by **Troll** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:49 pm

Guuuuuurrrk. My job is to be eight feet tall, carry a big club, and crush all of you puny, pathetic mortals! Goooooorraaaaaaaaagh!!!

Humor Monitor · Post by **Humor Monitor** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:52 pm

MY JOB IS TO POINT OUT THAT THIS JOKE STOPPED BEING FUNNY 25 POSTS AGO.

n/t

Battle Raper · Post by **Battle Raper** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:53 pm

My job is:

BATTRE...

ah, to herr with it. The magic's gone.

anti topic ruiner · Post by **anti topic ruiner** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:58 pm

My job is to ensure that topics on this BBS stay lively. I have to this end banned the Humor monitor.

randomizer · Post by **randomizer** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 2:59 pm

My job is to ensure security on many computer networks, allow you to play DND, and annoy the fuck out of you while attempting to play card games.

S&W5906 · Post by **S&W5906** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:00 pm

My job is to be shot.

forum troller · Post by **forum troller** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:01 pm

My job is to be base, rude, crass, stupid, and annoying. Bitch.

Razor · Post by **Razor** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:02 pm

My job is to shave, and occasionally murder.

Nicolai Carpathia · Post by **Nicolai Carpathia** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:03 pm

My job is to shoot S&W5906, as well as to be the antichrist.

Tommy Versetti · Post by **Tommy Versetti** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:04 pm

My job is to be a badass.

Deep Junior · Post by **Deep Junior** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:05 pm

My job is 1.e4 c5 2.Nf3 e6 3.d4 cxd4 4.Nxd4 a6 5.Bd3 Bc5 6.Nb3 Ba7 7.c4 Nc6 8.Nc3 d6 9.0-0 Nge7 10.Re1 0-0 11.Be3 e5 12.Nd5 a5 13.Rc1 a4 14.Bxa7 Rxa7 15.Nd2 Nd4 16.Qh5 Ne6 17.Rc3 Nc5 18.Bc2 Nxd5 19.exd5 g6 20.Qh6 f5 21.Ra3 Qf6 22.b4 axb3 23.Rxa7 bxc2 24.Rc1 e4 25.Rxc2 Qa1+ 26.Nf1 f4 27.Ra8 e3 28.fxe3 fxe3 29.Qxf8+ Kxf8 30.Rxc8+ Kf7 1/2-1/2

Orange Juice · Post by **Orange Juice** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:06 pm

My job is to be drank, poored down the sink, or be spilled on keyboards.

Zombie · Post by **Zombie** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:07 pm

My job is to eat, and occasionally be a star in a horror motion picture production. Braaaaaaiiinnnssss...

Piers Braznin · Post by **Piers Braznin** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:08 pm

My job is to be smooth.

Angry Stewart Payne · Post by **Angry Stewart Payne** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:09 pm

I am a framer. That is how I make money.

wishing pool · Post by **wishing pool** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:09 pm

My job is to have small change dumped into me every five minutes just for sitting around.

Duplicator · Post by **Duplicator** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 3:10 pm

My job is to be the plot of several major science fiction thrillers.