My Job

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:06 pm

You know my job.

Onion · Post by **Onion** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:07 pm

My job is to taste good as a garnishing and make people cry.

Jonathan Cusak · Post by **Jonathan Cusak** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:11 pm

I have no job.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:20 pm

penis

GOLDEN AGE · Post by **GOLDEN AGE** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:31 pm

Anonymous wrote:penis

GOLDEN AGE!!!

GAYBOT · Post by **GAYBOT** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:46 pm

My job is to be annoying.

Everclear · Post by **Everclear** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:48 pm

My job is to knock you the fuck dead.

Juan Gutierez · Post by **Juan Gutierez** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:49 pm

My job is to speak in bad American accent, sell you used car, and weed, lotts and lotts of weeeeeed.

the brain · Post by **the brain** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:50 pm

My job is to take over the world.

Gaybot Quality Control · Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:50 pm

My job is to ask those people who post as GAYBOT to at least attempt to follow the correct format.

MORE TIT-FUCKING BASED CONTENT, PLEASE!

Law and Order · Post by **Law and Order** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:51 pm

My job is to be obsilete. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!

outraged parent · Post by **outraged parent** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:53 pm

Gaybot quallity control wrote: More tit-fucking based content, please.

My job is to be righteously infuriated when this type of post exists on a BBS my child visits.

Italian · Post by **Italian** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 5:59 pm

My joba is to be a mem-ber of the mafia, kay?

Maestro · Post by **Maestro** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:04 pm

My job is to say "We're gonna miss you, bug!"

The Mayor of Townsville · Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:07 pm

My job is... uh... eh... Miss Bellum? I need help here!

Timmy · Post by **Timmy** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:08 pm

My job is to sit here at a computer and think up these posts. I hate my life.

Rosa Parks · Post by **Rosa Parks** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:09 pm

My job is to sit on a bus.

A Noose · Post by **A Noose** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:09 pm

My job is to alleviate your suffering, Timmy.

electricity · Post by **electricity** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:12 pm

My job is to ensure that most everything in the world runs correctly. I am a force of nature, and can be turned on and off at will by a capricious God or Satan. Or movie director.

Suicide Watch · Post by **Suicide Watch** » Wed Jul 09, 2003 6:14 pm

My job is to make sure that Noose doesn't try any funny business with young Timmy over there. Hint hint.