Taco Bell is removing the 7-layer burrito.

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They're removing other stuff too, and none of this matters too much because I've been averaging one Taco Bell visit per year lately. BUT, I have ordered nothing but the 7LB for at least 90% of my TB visits over the past twenty years, probably.

They have lost an (admittedly infrequent) customer, and more heinously, they have rendered this song obsolete. Sadly, Wynona's beaver will no longer smell of seven-layer.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

I ... didn't realize that is what they were talking about.

This is a tragedy beyond compare.

[Jizaboz]

Never had one. Also read they are removing the nacho supreme. Oh the shit will hit the fan with my girlfriend over that one.

[The Happiness Engine]

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS THE BEST THING THEY EVER MADE. I liked to call it "the OSI 7 layer burrito" because I am maybe %20 on the TDARCOS spectrum.

I'-- I'm going to need some time for that. I don't think I've had one in about 4 years, but if I walked into a Taco Bell tomorrow I would have confidently ordered one and been utterly adrift when they told me no. Not so lost as to eat Mighty Taco, but PRETTY lost.

One time in college my friend got in a fight with an employee over whether the 7LB had meat in it which culminated in the employee angrily whipping out the LAMINATED PICTURE CARD FOR ASSEMBLY and pointing triumphantly at... where there was no meat listed. Then he remade the damn burrito.

[Flack]

There is no meat. It is a popular choice at Taco Bell for vegetarians, a fact you hear a lot when you live close to a Taco Bell and are married to a vegetarian. Back to Power Bowls for her, looks like.

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Surely they will reconsider this decision once they hear the INTERNET OUTCRY.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

More like Zeroth Meal!

[Billy Mays]

I've always been hesitant towards those because the way I see things it is just 6 ways to fuck me out of meat. Good riddance.

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Some of us appreciate a good vegetarian option, which in this case also happened to be the best-tasting item on the menu.

[Billy Mays]

Oh...I thought you guys were joking around about it being a "vegetarian option" so I just looked it up to discover it actually doesn't have any meat on it. I remember ordering one once and getting pissed because they forgot to put the meat on it, thought I wouldn't notice with all this other shit piled on...yeah, in that case then yes it sucks they are getting rid of it.

[The Happiness Engine]

Don't eat meat at Taco Bell, don't eat beans (or that terrible fake cheese sauce) at Mighty Taco. It's a simple rule.