Who here has left a turkey / pizza overnight in the oven?

[RetroRomper]

Turdcucke. Gobble Gobble

[Casual Observer]

Had to search what etiam meant. Ive left pizzas in the car or on the counter overnight and they were fine. Turkeys sometimes need to be put on the oven early like 4 or 5 am but overnight sounds weird.

[RetroRomper]

I didn't impart the implication they end up being burnt to a charred crisp.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Outstanding poll option.

[Billy Mays]

Wouldn't you have to forget both the item in the oven and the fact that you are hungry for this to happen? How is that possible and how is that a stereotype?

Also, great job stepping it up with the poll.

[Tdarcos]

I've never cooked turkey; that's my sister's bailiwick.

As for leaving a pizza in the oven overnight, are you kidding? I'm lucky if it stayed in the oven long enough to cook thoroughly!

Have you ever cooked a frozen pizza by microwave instead of an oven? I have, many times. I'd go on overnight camping visits to a 24-hour computer center, bringing a Celeste deluxe frozen pizza (drinks I could buy from the vending machines) and cook the pizza in the microwave, usually half the pizza at a time. I'd park in the visitor lot (parking did not require a campus permit after 5 or on weekends) and when I got tired, go sleep in my car (or rest in a chair if I had taken the bus there).

I remember one time at a university I was visiting, I'm sitting in my car, watching the campus police ticket almost all the (few) cars in the parking lot except mine. Even though there weren't many classes on Saturday, visitors without a campus permit still had to feed the meter. I had done that before I had taken a nap, so when I woke up mine was probably the only car there that wasn't being ticketed. I had actually taken the time to read the posted signs and the meter. (Since campus police are state employees the parking tickets they issue are just as valid as ones issued by local police.) Since they never said a word about me sleeping in my car, I figure students doing all nighters there did the same thing often (the computer center was open 24/7/365.)

[Billy Mays]

Have you ever cooked a frozen pizza by microwave instead of an oven?

No, that's disgusting. I would rather go without food if it came down to it, what else is there to separate us from the animals?

[Jizaboz]

Cool story Tdarcos!

Yeah.. microwave from frozen pizza is not ideal. The only good memory of that I have is those pizza bread things. My “local” skatepark Eastern Vert when I was a kid sold those things to throw in a dirty ass microwave.

[AArdvark]

Did Commander ever eat microwave pizza while sleeping in a car and watching campus police hand out parking tickets?

[Tdarcos]

Did Commander ever eat microwave pizza while sleeping in a car and watching campus police hand out parking tickets?

Obviously, as I have told in my sory I have never done that. This is not hyperbole. The pizza would not have lasted long enough to get to the car.

[Billy Mays]

The pizza would not have lasted long enough to get to the car.

I would look at that microwaved pizza with the same amount of dread as those soccer players up in the mountains looked at their former teammates back in the day.