COMMANDER: Candy levels?

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

How you doing on Starburst levels and other associated snacks, Commander? You need a JOLT COUNTRY REFILL?

[Tdarcos]

I stopped eating Starburst® for about a month now, I switched to plain salt water taffy (I have a video 0n the subject I need to finish editing). But I might have to stop.

Since I gave up on the Genetically Modified Goodness™ of Starburst, I have regularly had severe diarrhea. One time I had it so bad I was literally lying in a lake of shit. It's gotten better, I'm down to one bad burst of diarrhea per day, instead of two or three times a day, but having to sit through that, and being cleaned up afterward, is (no pun intended) a shitty job.

I'm sure if I beieved there was a connection between eating salt water taffy and diarrhea, I'd be committing the logical fallacy of "correlation does not imply causation." Since I have eaten it before and did not have problems, I suspect it is something else.

I'm okay on candy for the moment. (Paul, this is your subconscious speaking, stop pretending to be so noble and beg for more! I want more Starburst! Get it for me now, or if you think you had bad diarrhea, wait until you see what I can do once I tell your stomach it's not going to get more in the hear future.) I have been having an interetsing discussions with someone having an interest in the matter. So I will correct my statement to say, while I'm okay for the moment, donations are always appreciated. (I said beg, goddammit! I ain't gonna get any Starburst this way, and you're going to be up to your neck in hot and cold running shit before too long.)

[Billy Mays]

lake of shit.

Didn't that band make pinback's top 100?

[Flack]

Whenever people do that funny bit where they make the font real small, I assume that's code for "I don't want you to read this," and act accordingly.

[AArdvark]

I bet you'd like some cockroach Clusters by Honeydukes right now, wouldn't you Commander?