Oh, Pizza Girl.

Pinback-like Substance · Tue Jul 15, 2003 9:16 am

Now my hand reaches for the stack of bills I have left out for you, which include a generous gratuity to show you the fervency and depth of my feelings, but as I clutch the currency, your hand moves over mine, and we slowly turn to face each other. Yes, now you truly realize what you mean to me, for I see your eyes sparkle, ablaze with a phlogiston of desire. Overwhelmed by your newly liberated emotions, you take me in your arms, and we stand there for minutes, then hours, in climactic embrace. Hold me, Pizza Girl. Hold me all night... Hold me forever... Hold the anchovies...

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 7:39 pm

Hold the anchovies? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Ice Cream Jonsey · Post by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:03 pm

Do you like anchovies?

George Clooney · Post by **George Clooney** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:21 pm

I wish i could order a pizza with extra anchovies and then instead of getting a pizza with a fish on it i would get a pizza delivery girl who puts her fish in my face.

Pizza Girl-esque Entity · Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:25 pm

Are you saying my twat smells?

grampa · Post by **grampa** » Tue Jul 15, 2003 8:30 pm

i've always said "if it smells like fish, it's a dish. . . if it smells like cologne, leave it alone"

YoungImpressionableEddie · Tue Aug 05, 2003 12:58 pm

Dude, what are you talking about? I don't understand this thread. Write it again, guys, but you know, have it make sense.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:24 pm

Oh, well I was serious about pizza condiments and everyone else was serious about vagina jokes.

George Clooney · Post by **George Clooney** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:37 pm

Sorry, I was alluding to a little known movie called "loverboy" which had women ordering pizza with "extra anchovies" in order to recieve sex from the delivery man. I just reversed the roles because there was someone named Pizza girl mentioned.

Worm · Post by **Worm** » Wed Aug 06, 2003 1:45 pm

Well, thank's George. You have now filled me with horrorific anticipation everytime I order anchovies. Oh, and a passing interest in the movie.

Domino's delivers · Post by **Domino's delivers** » Fri Aug 22, 2003 7:03 pm

You can always tell a pizza delivery guy (or girl) because the car is a piece of shit. It is a little known fact that ALL pizza cars are crap, rusted, old, junkheaps. That is where they get the nickname 'pizza-car''

Like:

"Man look at that pizza-car!"
"How does it stay on the road?"
"It's a bird!"
"It's a plane!"
"Nah it's a k-car"

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Terry Bogard · Post by **Terry Bogard** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 9:26 pm

I am not amused by this.

Pow! Wer! *GEYSER*!

Take that, fuckfaces. Yea, bitches.