Random thoughts

[Tdarcos]

My proposal to get around that is to leave firearms strewn about randomly in the woods.

That goes right along with the Second Amendment's right to arm bears.

[AArdvark]

If you had replied with that joke last February it would have been great!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

/conga line style ooo class one nar-co-TICS

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

[AArdvark]

A few years ago, before I got a smart phone, I would carry around my Acer mini netbook and jump on any wifi signal I could. One time while we were going through a Deltasonic car wash I jumped on their network printer's open signal. I instantly ran a cleaning cycle, ordered more toner and paper for them and ran fifteen test pages.

Password protection is a good thing, folks.

[The Happiness Engine]

I'm thinking a single page that just read "FEED ME TREES" is the move there.

[AArdvark]

Dammit, I wish that was an option!

[AArdvark]

Huh, PhPbBP thinks today is my birthday and I'm 101 years old. Yay me!

[RealNC]

Happy birthday!

[pinback]

You don't look a day over 75!

[AArdvark]

Guess it depends if you're fucking your cat or not. Either way it aint right

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Additionally, all the strippers at the club he caught COVID-19 from are out and the establishment will be having the bouncers dance for the next two weeks.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

This is tragic but not as bad as the guy who stormed the Capitol representing California with his flag who got eaten by a bear.

[Jizaboz]

Also not as bad as chik who was a veteran getting shot in the neck. Sure, she "put her head out", but fuck.. did she have to die?

The answer is yes according to protocol.

But despite the chick being cray about USA, I wish she was not shot. This is still bothering me.

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

This thread is now the one where I build my resume to become a monologue writer for late night TV hosts.

[AArdvark]

I remember the time I went to Radio Shack with my friends on a Saturday night, around 6PM, I forget why, we probably needed some weird cable adapter or something. The store on Ridge Road was open till 8 so we went there. The lone clerk was playing a game on a TRS-80 and we realized right away he was higher than a kite, he barely acknowledged us. The four of us browsed the store for a few minutes and shoplifted as much small stuff as we could fit into our pockets. This was all without any spoken agreement, we just saw an opportunity and took it. I think I got a pack of AA batteries and a couple of resistors or something, stuff like that. To this day I'm not proud of it but it was fun when we got in the car again and compared the stuff we had stolen.

THE
YOUNG AND STUPID
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

I remember the first time I heard of chewing tobacco, I was probably six years old. Later that day I stole one of my mom's cigarettes and took a big bite out of it. A big chomp.

I did not take a second bite.

THE
NON SMOKER
AARDVARK

[AArdvark]

Chalk-olate shake is my word of the day!

[Ice Cream Jonsey]

Here's a screenshot of the mothership halfway through a hard-fought game of Phoenix.



Hey another thing the inspectors for United Airlines would let fly over Broomfield.

[AArdvark]

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