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That's why after doing your supermarket shooting you want to leave via the "10 felonies or fewer" lane.
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Or just use the self-service lane where you shoot the cashier on the way out, and thus you don't pay for your felonies!Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Sun Apr 25, 2021 9:12 pmThat's why after doing your supermarket shooting you want to leave via the "10 felonies or fewer" lane.
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I wonder if they will ever make a John Holmes action figure.
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where is the damn thread about having to be tech support for parents who gave up on learning new technologies when Johnson was president? I have rants
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Somebody told me Joe Biden was signing a lot of executive orders so I looked it up.
Christ, FDR with over three thousand executive orders! Did he ever get up from his signing desk?
Christ, FDR with over three thousand executive orders! Did he ever get up from his signing desk?
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Thanks for sharing!
This does not even belong in the Joe complaint thread. Fucking stupid lol. People like this are hurting the cause heh
“The cause” = for me is logic, peace, and understanding.
This does not even belong in the Joe complaint thread. Fucking stupid lol. People like this are hurting the cause heh
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Love the overreach already. Joe's going to ban Menthol Cigs by the midterms. Wonder how well that is gonna go?? Think maybe i should buy a truckload of menthols and then sling them like Eric Garner.


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I think its amazing that Authority doesn't understand what demand means, like banning something is just going to make it go away. It doesn't work for books, alcohol, guns or abortions, its certianly not going to work for cigarettes. There's already smuggling into New York from states that don't tax them as much, thats going to really expand when the menthols get outlawed.
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Well, we do have Harris as Vice President and she does have a history of throwing people in jail for BS. That is what really sucks about this. If you outlaw menthols and flavored cigars (blunts), then you have another reason to throw people in your for-profit jails. Gotta find someway to fill that void as weed becomes legalized more and more.
Oh, and again on the executive order thing.. yeah, FDR over 3000. Biden has 42. I dunno where that other astronomical number that idiot mentions comes from lol What marooon!
Edit: Whups, thought I was in the Joe Biden complaint thread there for a minute. Sorry!
Oh, and again on the executive order thing.. yeah, FDR over 3000. Biden has 42. I dunno where that other astronomical number that idiot mentions comes from lol What marooon!
Edit: Whups, thought I was in the Joe Biden complaint thread there for a minute. Sorry!
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It's important to me that you get the joke I wrote instead of focusing on the tweet.Jizaboz wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:41 am Thanks for sharing!
This does not even belong in the Joe complaint thread. Fucking stupid lol. People like this are hurting the cause heh
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Dude! I saw it, thought "OK I know he knows what I know, that what I know is what he knows.. is that FDR had polio." and went off in my own direction away from the original joke. I apologize!Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:21 pmIt's important to me that you get the joke I wrote instead of focusing on the tweet.Jizaboz wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:41 am Thanks for sharing!
This does not even belong in the Joe complaint thread. Fucking stupid lol. People like this are hurting the cause heh
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Huh, polio jokes. I like it. It's time we laugh again. Beside, its not like they can chase us.
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I think we are all in agreement that Biden has polio.Jizaboz wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 10:53 pmDude! I saw it, thought "OK I know he knows what I know, that what I know is what he knows.. is that FDR had polio." and went off in my own direction away from the original joke. I apologize!Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Wed May 05, 2021 6:21 pmIt's important to me that you get the joke I wrote instead of focusing on the tweet.Jizaboz wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 1:41 am Thanks for sharing!
This does not even belong in the Joe complaint thread. Fucking stupid lol. People like this are hurting the cause heh
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Many people are conflicted about eating cows and other meat. They see and hear the horror stories about factory farms and slaughterhouses and are rightly horrified. But it does not have to be that way. It's not either/or. You do not have to stop eating meat in order to stop contributing to the torture meat industry. There are plenty of places these days that raise and sell meat this is ethically raised with happy critters in open fields eating real food with no antibiotics and then they are humanely slaughtered without the terror and blood of a slaughterhouse. Yes they cost a bit more and you will probably end up eating somewhat less meat overall but you won't feel horrible and instead feel good that you are no longer supporting the slaughter machine.
I think that Tdarcos is wrong when he says that it would be impossible to farm deer. It would require some changes in regulations of course and I agree the volume of meat would be less but deer breed pretty quickly on their own with no help needed from humans. They can also easily live on cheap land that is not really good for building or anything else. Buy a couple hundred acres and fence it in and they will feed and reproduce by themselves. They are not like cows which require humans to survive. I bet that if someone put their mind to that it would be possible to farm venison with some kind of reasonable return though I agree not in the sheer volume beef is.
I think that Tdarcos is wrong when he says that it would be impossible to farm deer. It would require some changes in regulations of course and I agree the volume of meat would be less but deer breed pretty quickly on their own with no help needed from humans. They can also easily live on cheap land that is not really good for building or anything else. Buy a couple hundred acres and fence it in and they will feed and reproduce by themselves. They are not like cows which require humans to survive. I bet that if someone put their mind to that it would be possible to farm venison with some kind of reasonable return though I agree not in the sheer volume beef is.
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Welcome to the BBS. You might want to turn that particular phrase into a macro, because you'll be using it a lot.
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Ah crap, we had the same idea. I should have kept scrolling down. Commander, we are just kidding with ya!!!
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Aww poor Tdarcos now I feel sorry for him. Don't be mean.
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You are joking right ICJ? You cannot possibly take as true some random factoid from twitter. Is this a big joke I don't get or do you all actually believe that there have been 24,000 executive orders? Just minimum searching for reliable sources puts the number at 42 as of today.Ice Cream Jonsey wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 8:10 pm Somebody told me Joe Biden was signing a lot of executive orders so I looked it up.
Christ, FDR with over three thousand executive orders! Did he ever get up from his signing desk?
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Oh I guess you all did know it was untrue. I wish even more I could edit or delete my posts. Oh well.
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